I used to rise with the sun every morning and make some variation of eggs-and-something, yadda yadda yadda, I O.D.'ed on them and I don't much like them anymore.
My sister is younger, smarter, and prettier than me. She's of Australian descent and adopted from 4 years ago... doesn't know how to read or write. But speaks fluently in her own language. She's also taken and lives with her boyfriend who's perfect for her. Also no vampire even if she does bite at times.