do you feel tragic?

Most black metal makes me feel like that, all warm and fuzzy like. Is that really his cock?
 
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Yeah, it's really just right cock. However, I detest men sleeping or walking without shorts ;)

And.. I was wondering about the size and men stupidity dependance. Is it directly or inversely propotional?
 
I meant it more along the lines of, "Hot jumping jimminy, I must be hung like a God then"... ;)