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what do women and tornados have in common?
when theyre coming theyre screaming and when they leave they take the house!
when theyre coming theyre screaming and when they leave they take the house!
do you have a good joke?
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DiscipleOfThePit
Metal F*cking Iain!
Q: What's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A: A baby with two burst arm bands.
:Spin:
A: A baby with two burst arm bands.
:Spin:
Ragamuffin
Why yes, I do hate you
The_Great_WV_Trendkill
Los Loser 4 life
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in, and one to cry about the light bulb breaking up with him
Two. One to screw it in, and one to cry about the light bulb breaking up with him
there's this guy with no arms or legs and he's sunbathing at the beach.
this really hot gal walks up to him and says:
"oh, look at you. i bet you've never even been cuddled by a girl have you...?"
he shakes his only limb (his head) and says:
"No. I haven't"
so she gives him a big cuddle.
then he rolls back down and catches a few more rays.
all of a sudden this other hot gal comes by and stops to say:
"ohhhhhh. I bet you've never been kissed have you... ?"
he shakes his head..." no"
so she gives hima big kiss and wanders off.
a few minutes later this other babe comes by and says:
"ohhhhh. I bet you've never been fucked have you...?
he smiles and says "no" with a grin
then she says...
"well you will be when the tide comes in" and walks off......
this really hot gal walks up to him and says:
"oh, look at you. i bet you've never even been cuddled by a girl have you...?"
he shakes his only limb (his head) and says:
"No. I haven't"
so she gives him a big cuddle.
then he rolls back down and catches a few more rays.
all of a sudden this other hot gal comes by and stops to say:
"ohhhhhh. I bet you've never been kissed have you... ?"
he shakes his head..." no"
so she gives hima big kiss and wanders off.
a few minutes later this other babe comes by and says:
"ohhhhh. I bet you've never been fucked have you...?
he smiles and says "no" with a grin
then she says...
"well you will be when the tide comes in" and walks off......
deliverance
ecnareviled
Mickenglanduk
Member
A blonde walks into a library and orders a Big Mac and fries. The libraian (bad spelling) replies "This is a library love". So the blonde whispers "I'm sorry, I'll have a Big mac and fries"
Dragons_Kin
Member
Froggies Revenge
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking
> > down the sidewalk,
> > dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He
> > came up to the doorstep of a
> > house of ill repute and knocked on the door.
> >
> > When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy
> > and asked what he wanted.
> > He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women
> > inside. I have the money to buy it,
> > and I'm not leaving until I get it."
> >
> > The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come
> > in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls
> > he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any
> > diseases?" Of course the Madam said no.
> >
> > He said, "I heard all the men talking about having
> > to get shots after making love with Amber.
> > THAT'S the girl I want."
> >
> > Since the little boy was so adamant and had the
> > money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go
> > to the first room on the right.
> >
> > He headed down the hall, dragging the squashed frog
> > behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still
> > dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out
> > the door.
> >
> > The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick
> > the only girl in the place with a disease,
> > instead of one of the others?"
> >
> > He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get
> > home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to
> > eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After
> > they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me
> > because she just happens to be very fond of cute
> > little boys. She will then get the disease that I
> > just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will
> > take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump
> > the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the
> > disease. Then when Dad gets home from the
> > baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have
> > sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad
> > goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk,
> > have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and
> > HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG."
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking
> > down the sidewalk,
> > dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He
> > came up to the doorstep of a
> > house of ill repute and knocked on the door.
> >
> > When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy
> > and asked what he wanted.
> > He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women
> > inside. I have the money to buy it,
> > and I'm not leaving until I get it."
> >
> > The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come
> > in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls
> > he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any
> > diseases?" Of course the Madam said no.
> >
> > He said, "I heard all the men talking about having
> > to get shots after making love with Amber.
> > THAT'S the girl I want."
> >
> > Since the little boy was so adamant and had the
> > money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go
> > to the first room on the right.
> >
> > He headed down the hall, dragging the squashed frog
> > behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still
> > dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out
> > the door.
> >
> > The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick
> > the only girl in the place with a disease,
> > instead of one of the others?"
> >
> > He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get
> > home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to
> > eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After
> > they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me
> > because she just happens to be very fond of cute
> > little boys. She will then get the disease that I
> > just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will
> > take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump
> > the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the
> > disease. Then when Dad gets home from the
> > baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have
> > sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad
> > goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk,
> > have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and
> > HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG."
A politician walks into a bar with a frog on his head.
The bar tender asks "what on earth are you doing with a frog on your head???'
The frog replies, "Well it started as a growth on my ass.....
The bar tender asks "what on earth are you doing with a frog on your head???'
The frog replies, "Well it started as a growth on my ass.....
