funny ass story/joke

Apr 3, 2005
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ok so i guy is engaged to a women and the couple are at the future wives house. The future wives sister walks into the room and bends down rigfht in front of him and perposly shows him her panties. She keeps doing this to him. So the next day the guy comes over to his future wives house to pick up somthing and noone is home except for the sister. She says i really like u and i want to have sex with you before u commit your life to my sister. So she says if u wanna do it meeet me upstairs. So the guy stands their for a little and then darts out the door. When he gets outside he sees his future wives dad sitting by the car crying..the dad says "you have past the final test now i know your perfect for my daughter". Moral of the story is always leave your condoms in your car.

i had a prettty good laugh at that one myself.