After great sex, my Thai girlfriend lies there, stroking my penis. I ask, "do you want more sex?"
"No", she replies, "I'm just admiring your cock, I really miss mine!"
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My wife doesn't like the old car I got her, she says she wants something that goes from 0 to 140 in 3 seconds - so I got the fat bitch some bathroom scales!
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Ten things men know about women:-
1) They have a vaginal opening.
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10) Oh, and tits!
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Fred and Mary use a code for sex - the code is "washing machine". That night in bed, Fred whispers "washing machine" into Mary's ear. Mary says "Not tonight dear, I'm tired". Ten minutes later, she feels guilty, so she turns over and whispers "washing machine" to Fred. "Too late", says Fred, "It was only a small load, so I did it by hand!"
"No", she replies, "I'm just admiring your cock, I really miss mine!"
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My wife doesn't like the old car I got her, she says she wants something that goes from 0 to 140 in 3 seconds - so I got the fat bitch some bathroom scales!
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Ten things men know about women:-
1) They have a vaginal opening.
2)
3)
4)
5)
6)
7)
8)
9)
10) Oh, and tits!
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Fred and Mary use a code for sex - the code is "washing machine". That night in bed, Fred whispers "washing machine" into Mary's ear. Mary says "Not tonight dear, I'm tired". Ten minutes later, she feels guilty, so she turns over and whispers "washing machine" to Fred. "Too late", says Fred, "It was only a small load, so I did it by hand!"