I think that all this cleanshavedness is nonsense.
Hair grows out of our faces, and so it's there for a reason.
Besides, to shave everyday is such a hassle, such a waste of time!
As Englishmen, look at our ethnic background--
1. Nameless aboriginals-- undoubtedly bearded.
2. Celts-- wore long beards.
3. Romans-- okay, so they were clean-shaven nonces, so let's move on to
4. The Anglo-Saxons-- bearded as all fook!
5. Marauding Danes-- the epitome of the bearded warrior!
6. Normans-- despite the image of them as clean-shaven tossers, these warriors of Norse descent frequently did go bearded, just as their Saxon underclass did
So honour your heritage and grow a fucking beard---- NOW!
None of this baby-facedness!
Hair grows out of our faces, and so it's there for a reason.
Besides, to shave everyday is such a hassle, such a waste of time!
As Englishmen, look at our ethnic background--
1. Nameless aboriginals-- undoubtedly bearded.
2. Celts-- wore long beards.
3. Romans-- okay, so they were clean-shaven nonces, so let's move on to
4. The Anglo-Saxons-- bearded as all fook!
5. Marauding Danes-- the epitome of the bearded warrior!
6. Normans-- despite the image of them as clean-shaven tossers, these warriors of Norse descent frequently did go bearded, just as their Saxon underclass did
So honour your heritage and grow a fucking beard---- NOW!
None of this baby-facedness!