Crazy Viking Fiction
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Patric
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Belgar
The Wallonian Redneck.
Patric said:
hahhaha, you sick Densk, was it the no shower week in Denmark? Reminds me of the "I can smell my own puke on my beard the day after a heavy night of likor drinking". I have to admit that I have never puked from beer drinking, the only time I puked was from drinking a shit load of Vodka during storm on the Sea of Ireland going to Dublin. That was the good ol' days.
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Patric
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Belgar said:
Whaddya mean shower WEEK, one or two times a month is good enough. I've puked shitloads of times back when I was so immature that I'd drink 15-16-17 beers for a night, just constantly drinking with a friend while watching Deranged or Zombie Flesh Eaters...boohoo those were the days, now I'm doomed to drink with Swedish disgusting Vegans with smelly dreadlocks in skool, fuck them.
Kvlt Wench
sews no mercy
I love that story. Frinya is based on me.
And for the record, starting a Viking clan was my idea.
And for the record, starting a Viking clan was my idea.
Patric
Member
Belgar
The Wallonian Redneck.
a viking clan ....... that must be an american thing ... like latino gangs, expect a viking gang with teenagers.
Must be the new trend for young white kids to relate to vikings in some form or fashion .... reckon with Halloween getting closer.
Must be the new trend for young white kids to relate to vikings in some form or fashion .... reckon with Halloween getting closer.
Patric
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Yeh yeh thug mentality. Nah it's all good man, remember that Braveheart shit when they spoke of Clan too?Belgar said:
Belgar
The Wallonian Redneck.
yeah, but let me put it in context. It is 2003, not William Wallace days. Talking viking clan would make more sense if you were back in Scandinavia or Northern Europe, but not some teenage fantasy in SanFransisco. Thought it was funny.
Patric
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Aaah...yeah my friend got busted for hashish today and my white Danish teacher pulled him in the car and went "yo thinken you can go here sellin' that shit niggah? you think gonna you gonna run buisness at this school niggah, im a fuck you up and put a cap up yo dirty asshole!!" and a lot of other things too. What a gangstaaaah...
Eisbär
Natural Born Psycho
When teachers would know how many guys at my school smoke weed during the breaks they would have to need a whole bus to pack them in...and my school only has around 700 pupils, so its a small one. lol
No, Patric, she's my sister.
And get over the "you're not real Vikings" thing. I doubt either of you guys have pillaged anything besides the local bar.
It's all in fun, and it's definitely not a fucking trend...you think we'd be posting here if we followed trends?
And get over the "you're not real Vikings" thing. I doubt either of you guys have pillaged anything besides the local bar.
It's all in fun, and it's definitely not a fucking trend...you think we'd be posting here if we followed trends?
Patric
Member
Belgar
The Wallonian Redneck.
I don't recall claiming to be a viking. I might show excessive pride in my germanic and hellgian heritage which in some form can be traced to the northern tribes. But yes, many of us here have looted and pillage our local bars. I just thought that the whole gimmick about starting a viking clan was funny.Pyrus said:No, Patric, she's my sister.
And get over the "you're not real Vikings" thing. I doubt either of you guys have pillaged anything besides the local bar.
