Do you know this already - German "Unreal Tournament" addicted child.

[Felix Neumann]

Dudes...

I would say this is the real lesson of violence, haha. Maybe you know it already. If not, feel free to enjoy the most brutal german words of all..hahaha

A child wants to play "unreal Tournament" and the PC is not working




Could be it´s a fake, but if yes, this small fucker is a great Actor

 

[DominikJW]

Yeah that's a classic, always gives me a big smile

"Positiv werden, positiv werden"

 

[abyssofdreams]

Yes it is a fake, this one explains it, actually it cracks me up too

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDbs_9r56hk&feature=related[/ame]

 

[Felix Neumann]

Yeah that's a classic, always gives me a big smile

"Positiv werden, positiv werden"

Hahaha do you know this, where he plays cards with pets ? Awesome

Yes it is a fake, this one explains it, actually it cracks me up too

LOL wie geil ist das denn...LOL

This guy is a better actor than Tom Cruise. AND...I like him more than Tom Cruise.

 

[IronMaiden15]

This is pretty old but still hilarious.

 

[Felix Neumann]

Hahahaha I think, THAT´S the best. He wants to play cards with some pets. As he recognized, that the pets don´t wanna play with ´em, he´s getting very angry. Here we go:



A small translation for my international friends here

Du machst den ersten Zug = You first!
Ischmeine es ernst = I mean it serious!
Ischwerde disch absteschen = I will stab you...
Mit einem Bleistift = ...with a pencil!

More you don´t need to understand for that..just watch GREAT ACTOR! I hope he will make some careers at some time.

 

[Damian B]

 

[Felix Neumann]

This is exactly my sister Julia & I This must be about 1996. I never thought, my parents give me this as a gift. The surprise was GREAT! I played Mario 64 like a small junkie.

 

[J.DavisNJ]

Haha, old but a classic.

You guys seen these? A Dutch buddy turned me onto them, funny shit! If I said that to my mother I'd get a slap!:





-Joe

 

[Felix Neumann]

Yeah Joe, I know this I saw it live on tv..I was totaly shocked. I wonder why this german shit is famous also international. That´s cool..haha

 

[J.DavisNJ]

Yeah Joe, I know this I saw it live on tv..I was totaly shocked. I wonder why this german shit is famous also international. That´s cool..haha

Haha yeah dude, very funny. "Fotze" is cunt if I'm not mistaken right?? What else does the little bastard say?

-Joe