Do you understand the joke that is Ned Flanders?

[NAD]

I mean, I thought it was pretty fucking obvious that he serves as commentary on the state of organized religion, or at least christianity. I mean that part is painfully obvious right?

 

[KILL TULLY]

WAHT?! OMG THIS IS SUSCH PBIB G NEWZZZ!11o1neeon1!11one

 

[NAD]

Seriously though dude, there are people out there that DON'T GET IT!!!

http://jmm.aaa.net.au/articles/13007.htm

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KILL TULLY]

....


HAHAHAHHAA

Holly easy mac dude thats amazing. Sorry for my prior statement then.

hahahaha

 

[NAD]

hahaha see on one hand it's funny as hell, but on the other it's scary!

I've actually known about some religous types bonding with Flanders for some time now, but I was talking to this chick about the Simpsons awhile ago and this is basically how it went:

her: "I don't like Flanders, he's religious."
me: "Yes, but Flanders is the Simpsons whole take on
religion, see he's such a putz and a freak, it's a
commentary on zealots and the like."
her: "Nah, I don't like religious people."

WTF!!!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

^haha, that's sad. "derrr, but he's liek christain 'n stuff i dnot get it LOLZ"

 

[NAD]

I've hung out with this broad a few times but haven't really gone on a date with her yet. But this combined with her saying "fuck the desert" and "if they haven't made it into the movie, why should I read it?" makes me really question why I'm bothering even talking to this bint. Gah.

 

[JayKeeley]

"if they haven't made it into the movie, why should I read it?"

Classic.

 

[lizard]

sounds like a woman with a message, and the message is 'beware'. This is not a woman for dating, this is a woman for laying down and avoiding.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

"if they haven't made it into the movie, why should I read it?"

wow, you must be desperate

 

[J.]

"if they haven't made it into the movie, why should I read it?"

haha, when I was in high school, a couple of my good friends said this exact same thing. is it such a surprise I havent spoken to them since high school? Nah.

 

[NAD]

Yeah dudes, strike three on that bitch. Even if she does give me free beer whenever I visit her bar.

 

[JayKeeley]

It's all about the jugs, it's all about the jugs...

 

[NAD]

My friend said I should still fuck her, but I don't know if I could even get it up with this big mountain of stupid (she talks a lot so it would be hard to avoid).

Or can I?

Mystery post!

 

[KILL TULLY]

Does she like Star Wars?

 

[NAD]

I think so, but at this point it doesn't even matter.

I tried to explain the Flanders thing using simple language and now she doesn't understand how I can dislike religion but like Flanders at the same time.

 

[JayKeeley]

omg, this is getting worse. I would just get your brown wings and then hit "eject".

 

[NAD]

hahahahahahahaha brown wings.

 

[Krilons Resa]

"Angry fuck" her.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

stick it in her ass