Does anyone have any teeth they can send me?

[FuSoYa]

trade for something?

 

[coelacanth_M]

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

do *not* give this man any teeth. give them to me.

i have an actual purpose, whereas this toby person just wants to compete and stir up dental trouble for me!

 

[minxnim]

i must have 2 or 3 teeth at my mom's house. i had surgery on my mouth when i was younger and my dad insisted on keeping the gross things. luke has one in his jewelry box. if you can wait until after thanksgiving (and remind me) i will give them to you.

 

[goatschool]

yeah my mom kept about 4-5 of my old teeth, i think.

 

[FuSoYa]

that's totally not true. mia just thinks she has the monopoly on teeth collection but my passion for tooth collection stretches far beyond novel means. I am using them for the good of all humankind and Mia's plan just caters to simianesque people with fucked up jaws.

 

[coelacanth_M]

WHAT?!

NO!

preppy, don't give him the teeth!
he's just going to put them in an urn of ashes, where they'll ultimately end up CORRODED.*(he really does do this. it's fucked up.)

i keep them in an air-tight transparent jar, where they will remain in perfect condition.

 

[FuSoYa]

amanda was that directed towards me? if so, [size=+4]<3[/size]

i'll trade you for one of mine if you want.

 

[coelacanth_M]

goatschool, please send along with the bigfoot video!

 

[FuSoYa]

nick, also, [size=+5]<3[/size]

 

[goatschool]

just take prep's. same DNA, if that's your concern.

 

[FuSoYa]

Mia's address:

48 Green Street #1
Jamaica Plain, MA 02130

 

[coelacanth_M]

ps - toby, you're not trading amanda for anything.

who has all your teeth?

that's right!


































ME!

mwahahahaha

 

[FrostGiant]

I've only got a few left. Sorry.

 

[FuSoYa]

well i have a lesser tooth at home that i could trade

 

[xfer]

is that the one that's all decayed and burned from being packed in ash?

 

[FuSoYa]

no, it's in very nice condition and is not packed in ash.

 

[coelacanth_M]

AHEM.

that is NOT a lesser tooth.

actually, it happens to be the world's most perfect tooth. it's by pure chance that it's in your posession and it didn't get tossed into the vat of corrosive ashes.

you = horrible, merciless tooth torturer.

 

[coelacanth_M]

ps:

bottom left tooth = Perfect Tooth!!!!

 

[FuSoYa]

archives key: look how mad you got about the teeth!
archives key: it's okay
archives key: when i receive my award
archives key: for my work in teeth
archives key: i will be sure to nod in your direction from the podium

 

[coelacanth_M]

hey, is there any way to block people on this board?

(hehe, i originally typed "is there any way to black people on this board?" by accident.)