Does anyone have any teeth they can send me?

[coelacanth_M]

make sure to address the envelope to:

Mia M.
c/o Toby "Tooth Abuse" Driver

please!
thanks! <3

 

[FuSoYa]

as long as it goes to said address that will probably be fine.

 

[coelacanth_M]

sometimes i'm so glad that i'm often at the said address during the day when the mail comes.

so very convenient in many ways.

totally OT fact: i'm really good at detecting tooth-shaped objects through an envelope. it's a special talent of mine that you may or may not have known about.

 

[HarmonyDies....]

I'll be getting wisdom teeth out soon, maybe we could arrange something then.

 

[The Dope]

For some reason when I had my knowledgeable teeth out a few months ago, they didn't even give me the option of keeping them. I woke up and they were gone forever.

 

[Reanna]

do you want human teeth or will any teeth do?

 

[coelacanth_M]

the dope - actually, i've heard that it's illegal to keep them because they're considered biological waste.

i think that a lot of doctors don't care though, and so if you ask, they'll let you have them.

which has always made me wonder: if i get ever get an abortion, and i ask the doctor very nicely, do you think s/he'd let me keep it?

 

[coelacanth_M]

oooh, reanna.

animal teeth would be awesome to have, but unfortunately, not part of my project.
maybe toby would like to have (aka corrode) them?

 

[Reanna]

oooh, reanna.

animal teeth would be awesome to have, but unfortunately, not part of my project.
maybe toby would like to have (aka corrode) them?

hehe... maybe. I have access to animal teeth usually, my dad is a butcher, so there are plenty of dead animals around.... AND i live on a farm with dogs, so there are dead animal carcasses everywhere. yum.

 

[coelacanth_M]

wow, with that sort of availability, you should no doubt start some sort of tooth project!!

lucky!

 

[Reanna]

lucky, eh? Nah, thats just what i get with a redneck family.

 

[lizard]

If I haven't said this lately: This Board is Totally (usually) Awesome.

I did have two of my wisdom teeth out whole (the other two had to be cracked into pieces). I drilled a hole in it and wore it around my neck in college, with a giant shark's tooth and a razor blade.

probably why I had trouble getting dates.

 

[TheNewChupe]

this is the first conversation i have seen in which tooth obsession/hoarding has been the subject of argumentative controversy.

 

[FuSoYa]

OK so let's recap (pun). I'm going to be receiving teeth in the mail from the following wonderful and awesome people:

the_preppy
goatschool
capeda
HarmonyDies

you guys are the best! I'll start preparing thankyou packages at once!

 

[minxnim]

i am fairly sure i have at least two teeth at my moms. i can send one tooth to toby and one tooth to mia. is that ok? (hopefully mom doesn't chuck them)

 

[TheNewChupe]

that sounds kind of like the recap (again) at the end of a telemarketing call where you realize you've just bought something you had no intention of buying.

 

[xfer]

guys DO NOT send toby teeth. he's been reading books about Cadmus nonstop and talking about seizing power in Jamaica Plain through force!

 

[FuSoYa]

amanda I don't see why that wouldn't be totally cool.

 

[minxnim]

ok we'll see what i find when i go home on thanksgiving

 

[capeda]

Bah, the post office sent my teeth back, citing that I was 12 cents short on postage... I'll try this again tomorrow morning.