Does Jeff Loomis come here?

[Brooks]

 

[aysakh]

 

[rebirth]

ha!

 

[Lordlucid]

would the real Jeff please shred!?

 

[Cat5Messiah]

It was Jeff who made Jim swallow.

 

[Lordlucid]

*chokes on malt beverage*
come again!?

 

[Cat5Messiah]

What you know 'bout Nevermoe?

 

[Altitudes]

Jeff was intimated off the message board after a certain user threatened to punch him in the face. True story, bro.

 

[Ambivalent]

Have you guys ever gotten a blumpkin?

 

[Morbides]

It was Jeff who made Jim swallow.

No! Just goes to show you, men are all cheats.
I wonder how Warrel will feel about this..

 

[Sentient 6]

I'm Jeff, and so's my wife!

I want a divorce!

 

[Morbides]

Cmon Jeff, the bloke deserves another chance.

 

[Yossarianus]

Jeff rules. I left work Jeff today and gone Jeff, had a quick Jeff and drank a double Jeff on the rocks. Then I got in my Jeff - and old Jeff-wagon - and Jeffed back to Jeff, Jeff Republic. Then took a quick Jeff and Jeffed around 8 hours.

 

[Yossarianus]

Cmon Jeff, the bloke deserves another chance.

You're the Jeff-monster.

 

[Morbides]

Jeff rules. I left work Jeff today and gone Jeff, had a quick Jeff and drank a double Jeff on the rocks. Then I got in my Jeff - and old Jeff-wagon - and Jeffed back to Jeff, Jeff Republic. Then took a quick Jeff and Jeffed around 8 hours.

You're your biggest fanboy, Jeff.

 

[El Stormo]

And also the funniest guy on the board, Jeff.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Have you guys ever gotten a blumpkin?

No, but I imagine that it would be about the most amazing thing ever.

 

[NK]

I want a divorce!

 

[Brooks]

No, but I imagine that it would be about the most amazing thing ever.

I'm playing with a funk band tonight at the Boom Boom Room here in SF, and--I SHIT YOU NOT--one of our songs is about blumpkins.


The chorus is:

You should've been a blumpkin
You could've been a queef
You should've been a blumpkin
In an echo of relief


Jeff wrote it.

 

[NK]

That sounds so tragic.