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i went through your posting history to find it but i couldn't deal with the early FIVE DEAD COWORKERS AND XFER MAKES A MEAN COMMENT THANKS ASSHOLE posts. oh well.
it's certainly not what you're looking for, but if you type in your surname at http://www.hamrick.com/names/ , you'll see how your family/relatives are distributed across the country.