Does this work?

[kleo706]

I, Ian the banker from Birmingham, have run into a might spot of trouble. My mate Thomas sent me the link to an image. For some reason, I cannot view it. This is problematic as he wishes to discuss it in depth and I haven't the foggiest what it is. Could one of you please describe it to me?

xoxoxo
-I-

 

[Thortyir]

Mister Ian the Wanker from Birmingham, still so fuckin' sick...
Anyway, nevermind, I know you're a Devy fan!

 

[Mariner]

no ewhiners please

 

[kleo706]

Dear Thort,

I, Ian the Banker, am not a Devin fan. That distinction goes to Kleo. However, placing that label upon even him in light of his contempt for "Dev-ites" seems odd. This likely ties into why he was made an admin at the official forum. Bunch of sadistic bastards.

xoxoxo
-I-