Brian Wilson. Beach Boys. Main songwriter. Now, I know everyone says, "Eww" almost instantly, but once you listen to SMiLE you will no longer think that, more than likely. Pet Sounds was arguably the Beach Boys only good album, and SMiLE rapes it. And that appears to be "Highway Star" by Deep Purple, ay! ^_^ How about this classic:
"The clash of honor calls to stand when others fall
Gods of war feel the power of my SSWWWOOORRRRRDDDDDD! *sound of swords clashing*"
It's so terrible. One of the worst, most cliched songs I have ever listened to, which is the main reason why I listen to it. Go ahead. Try to count all of the sounds of swords being unsheathed and clashing. You can't.