Dreamlord, are you getting married or what?

[Nate The Great]

Dreamlord has been gone around here for a while, and I know he bought a new house. But I think he also got engaged.

Any advice for the poor bastard?

Here's mine:

1) Burping and farting is OK around your wife . . . just not in public.
2) Try, try, try not to stare, comment, or even think about another woman's boobs . . . unless your wife isn't around.
3) Everything your wife cooks is just GREAT! No matter what . . .
4) Giving a back massage doesn't always mean you'll get a little of the ol' in/out in return.
5) Don't get rid of those old Playboy's. They're collectors items. Tell her you're going to sell them on EBAY when their value gets high enough.

 

[JayKeeley]

So, er, when is she due?

What kind of shotgun did the daddy have aimed at your head?

 

[J.]

Dreamlord has been gone around here for a while, and I know he bought a new house. But I think he also got engaged.

yeah, I now live in The Woodlands, TX, which is about 20 minutes north of Houston. I proposed the night we move in, and she said yes. Surprisingly, I wasn't really that nervous.

1) Burping and farting is OK around your wife . . . just not in public.

I already do that in front of her. Not in public though.

2) Try, try, try not to stare, comment, or even think about another woman's boobs . . . unless your wife isn't around.

I'm pretty good about that. If she's not around, I stare.

3) Everything your wife cooks is just GREAT! No matter what . . .

Nah, we're honest with eachother. however, she is a pretty good cook. I just wish she'd do it more often.

4) Giving a back massage doesn't always mean you'll get a little of the ol' in/out in return.

I hate giving massages. My damn fingers start cramping up.

5) Don't get rid of those old Playboy's. They're collectors items. Tell her you're going to sell them on EBAY when their value gets high enough.

I have two Playboys, and a year's subscription of both Maxim and FHM. She's cool though. She likes porn and even looks at my Playboys.

One thing that does bother me is this: I like going upstairs for about 2 hours a night to listen to music, play PS2, etc... She didn't have a problem with this when we were not engaged and living in a townhouse. Now that we have a home and are engaged, she's always like "Why are you hiding from me?" and stuff like that. WTF? She can see me from downstairs, I'm not hiding. I'm merely unwinding. Can't a brother relax by himself?

 

[J.]

So, er, when is she due?

In about 2-3 years.

What kind of shotgun did the daddy have aimed at your head?

pfffftt.......he can be intimidating, but it takes a lot to scare me. I'm a big dude.

 

[NAD]

In about 2-3 years.

Best. Reply. Possible.

She's cramping on the private style already? That sucks. That's why I wouldn't let my girlfriend move in with me. She said "well, we could save money by having just one place for both of us..." WOMAN! Git yer own place dammit. She did, and she loves it, so it's win win.

Oh yeah, congrats on the house and wife-to-be.

 

[Black Winter Day]

congrats!

i'm just wondering what she thinks about TODAY IS THE DAY!

 

[Nate The Great]

My wife has learned how to ignore music I play.

 

[JayKeeley]

In about 2-3 years.

Alien girlfriend! Our gestation period was only 9 months. :Smug: (Actually it was 8 since H couldn't be bothered to wait and delivered early).

The Woodlands - get used to the mosquito killer spraying trucks everynight coming up and down your street! That shit can blind you.

 

[Demonspell]

Congratulations Dreamlord...what does your fiancee think of your posting habit?

 

[J.]

so far, I haven't seen or heard one mosquito truck.

She doesn't really care about my posting habit. I do most of my posting at work anyway, but that will be changing as I really don't have much time for it anymore. As soon as we get a computer for the house, I can post from there as much as I want.