It seems like Christmas was invented by a drunk guy, "Hey cut down that tree and drag it inside, and I'll grab the lights and hang them outside. Great idea! Then we'll take our socks and hang them above the fire and fill them with candy" (para-phrase of jim Gaffigan). Of course I'll be drunk on christmas, cheers!
OK, now I'm feeling it, bit to early tho. My house is about to get flooded with people in about 1/2 an hour. How am I gonna deal with them all? Afraid I'm going to fall asleep on them. fuck it!
Going to the bar in an hour. Haven't drank in a few months since I was on leave, so it should be a nice cheap night for me. 2 Christmas Ales and I'll be smashed.
Only a pint of Guinness tonight, but on the Vodka, baileys, and various beers of various varieties tomorrow.
I'm off for a sleep now guys, so have a good one tomorrow everyone!
ok. I'm fucking smashed now. came from the bar an hour ago or something. I just feel like listening to some depressing pop/rock/indie and falling asleep on my floor.
Have a nice and fantastic drunk christmas everyone!