dubya

[AlexStomp]

met him tonight at work. He had just given a speech down the street at the kennedy center and GM had an inaugural party at my restaurant. He came. nice guy. looks older in person.

I've met two presidents now in my life. Pretty cool huh??

I was looking forward to meeting dubya's daughters but neither showed up.

Also, Joe Lieberman came in. He's a really nice guy. I farted right in front of him too. Silent one of course. Not sure if it stunk, I walked away.

 

[Skorned1]

I farted right in front of him too. Silent one of course. Not sure if it stunk, I walked away.

It's times like this that remind me why you ROCK!!!!

 

[blakmetalemp]

You should have yelled "Goddamn Dubs!!!! You eat some Krystals for dinner??? You redneck fag!!"

 

[Arg_Hamster]

You are a brave man who lets the weapons of ass-destruction rip when Dubya is around.

Lieberman: *sniffs* Did you fart?

AlexStomp: Maybe sir... who can tell in this crazy world?

Dubya comes running back in and yells: Someone released a WOAD here and it sure as heck wasn´t me or Lieberman here. *points at AlexStomp* Why are you grinning? It was you wasnt it? Is it customary here to fart when you get visitors?

AlexStomp: You ain´t from around here are you boy?






Why did I write this...

 

[Skorned1]

Donno, but we love ya for it!

 

[Arg_Hamster]

*Sigh*

Thanks... it´s scary when the imagination takes over but I feel better about it already.

 

[Cyclonus]

Punch Republicans in the face.

 

[prime666]

You are a brave man who lets the weapons of ass-destruction rip when Dubya is around.

Lieberman: *sniffs* Did you fart?

AlexStomp: Maybe sir... who can tell in this crazy world?

Dubya comes running back in and yells: Someone released a WOAD here and it sure as heck wasn´t me or Lieberman here. *points at AlexStomp* Why are you grinning? It was you wasnt it? Is it customary here to fart when you get visitors?

AlexStomp: You ain´t from around here are you boy?

You two got me fucking laughing here. Thanks fellas.

 

[ThraxDude]

Punch Republicans in the face.

Ha! Good one!
*punches self*

 

[Jono]

Ha! Good one!
*punches self*

oh and play halo bitch and i got my stickers a while back btw. already put em to good use
-Jono-

 

[ThraxDude]

oh and play halo bitch and i got my stickers a while back btw. already put em to good use
-Jono-

One of these days my Master Chief will shove his Energy Sword up yer ass. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

 

[DarbysDad]

Was dubya bustin out the bourbon and blow and cranking Wayon Jennings?

 

[Skorned1]

Was dubya bustin out the bourbon and blow and cranking Wayon Jennings?

 

[prime666]

Waylon Jennings is pretty cool.

 

[DarbysDad]

Prime - I think so too!

skorn - don't forget the 2 drink minimum