Dumb midwestern corporation: "Happy Cinko Dee Mayonnaise, Y'ALL!"

[chupe666]

Special Cinko Dee Mayonnaise Lunch Menu today at work:
-Brats
-Hamburgers
-Dry charred chicken
-Corn chips
-Nacho cheese

AREEEBA!

 

[azal]

was the mayo on the burger or the chicken?

 

[Baliset]

Brats are Mexican how?

 

[mindspell]

The same way burgers are.

 

[chupe666]

ON DEE LAY!

Chimmy chong GAHH!

 

[Baliset]

the midwest both frightens and confuses me.

 

[chupe666]

and rightly so.

not to show that i fit in or anything, but my fiancee is at home right now having a garage sale, getting rid of a ton of junk we have no use/space for. so far, we got $150- some old guy bought two boxes filled with cds i inherited from the radio station (promos, singles, etc.) for $12- i probably listened to 5% of the cds, and they just took up space. i doubt he'll be into Soulfly or Slaves on Dope, but whatever.

 

[avi]

my main problem with cinco de mayo concerns the fact that I'm going out to a show tonight and the fuzz will be out in force.

 

[xfer]

i think that i shall never v-
izzit that source of anomie
i shall resist the midwest's call
i'll never meet Jacob at all

 

[FuSoYa]

Eric - I am totally with the you on that radio station CDs thing, 100%. Instead of selling mine though, I dumped them off on.. er.. i mean, endowed them to Greg!

 

[chupe666]

that reminds me. big happening in the city coming up:
Bone Marrow donation drive for Nelly's sister.

 

[chupe666]

i wonder if promotional companies are aware that at least 40% of their efforts end up at yard sales untouched and virtually unpromoted?

 

[Baliset]

hey i found some gems in that box you gave me toby. most will still stay in the box unfortunately though.

 

[xfer]

 

[chupe666]

more like:

 

[Baliset]

i actually found myself grabbing cds by bands i was too scared to listen to in high school when i was really Catholic.

 

[xfer]

that's never stopped me!

 

[azal]

Me neither, although I had to buy Morbid Angel's Covenant and Danzig's Thrall Demonsweat live each 3 times because my mother kept finding them and throwing them away.

although.....I'm not Catholic and never really was...but you get the point.

 

[Baliset]

yeah well you have to remember that i was a weirdo in high school and college. my development has come very slow.

 

[xfer]

my mother snipped up one of Toby's Deicide shirts with scissors because it said something about FUCK CHRIST or whatnot on it.