Dumbest. Human. Ever.

[Lillitu]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=494&ncid=763&e=1&u=/ap/20031021/ap_en_tv/jessica_simpson


Jessica Simpson visits execs at 'Chicken of the Sea'. Why? She opened up the can and didn't know if she was eating chicken or Tuna.

"She said, 'I do have my ditzy moments.'

God. How idiotic can one person be?

 

[Brett]

She may be dumb, but I would pork her.

 

[Lillitu]

You'd have to tape her mouth shut first.

 

[DmD4eva]

lol you know what's even more sad, she probably has millions of dollars. dumb people do so much.

 

[Tee]

maybe she doesn't have a sense of smell.... LOL

 

[Brett]

That may be hard, she is full of herself.

I worked at an amphitheater, and when she performed like 2 years ago, she complained to event staff because someone ate out of her m&m tray.

Karma is not working. She is a stuck up, spoiled bitch, and she gets her own tv show.

Life is funny, isn't it?

 

[Lillitu]

maybe she doesn't have a sense of smell.... LOL

Heh, nor a basic ability to read, as it says "TUNA" right on the can.

Then again, I forgot that this was the woman who would not eat Buffalo wings because they were made of buffalos and that was cruel to them. Dumber than a box of hammers, I tell you.

 

[Tee]

geez, I don't remember that I heard something similar... that's one big defeat for humanity...

 

[Brett]

Don't fret Tee, think of the great people of humanity.

Albert Einstien, Shakespeare, Tom Clancy(lol), Timothy Leary(according to warrel), and people who have helped us strive to excellence.

and let's not forget the man in my sig.

 

[Tee]

neal shakespeare, how could I forget? LOL

 

[Brett]

lol

my first laugh today. thanx lol

 

[Tee]

the day is still young. hear ya tomorrow

 

[Demonic_Angel]

one episode, she complained coz she didnt know how to clean up after herself

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"Then again, I forgot that this was the woman who would not eat Buffalo wings because they were made of buffalos and that was cruel to them."

............She did......................no way....................no one is that stupid.........................it's just not possible..................my god........

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Just think of all those poor buffalos pacing around on the ground, wingless...unable to take to the sky where they belong and fly to sweet, succulent buffalo paradise. Wouldn't YOU refuse to eat their wings? What kind of monster are you?!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

 

[Yetti]

id still fuck her

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Yeah, she's a retard. There was an article about her in the SF Chronicle, and two thirds of Americans say the first female president has to be a brunette.

I hate this country.

 

[irishreaper]

damn, I thought people couldn't be that dumb. To bad for all those buffalo's, if only we didn't take their wings

 

[Captain Beard]

I would only date her under the promise of a blowjob.