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dude, I bought a new 80 gig hard drive, I have LOADS of space. Actually, I have 56 gigs queued

the problem, I think, is this gay board and all you fags with giant sigs. IF YOUR SIGNATURE REFLECTS ON YOUR PERSONALITY, YOU ARE ALL GAY.
fags

EDIT: I have to edit due to the terrible loading
 
* r-penguin changes topic to 'fags'
* Retrieving #nevermore info...
* NdX changes topic to 'No, ur a fag'
* r-penguin changes topic to 'CHAIN YOUR SIG, FAGBOY'
<r-penguin> gah
* r-penguin changes topic to 'CHANge YOUR SIG, FAGBOY'
* NdX changes topic to 'Fag you up the fagging ass fagwhacker'
* r-penguin changes topic to 'I'll fagg yur ass back to christmas in jerusalem'
* NdX changes topic to 'bring it on cockmaster'
* r-penguin changes topic to '*waves magick wand*'
* NdX casts 7th level mage spell: cock up your ass on R-PENGUIN.
* NdX rolls a d20
* NdX *20*
* r-penguin picks up dice
* r-penguin looks at them
* r-penguin watches NDX's head explode
* NdX inflicts 20 pts ass bleeding damage on R-PENGUIN
<r-penguin> No, you're dead. I win.
<NdX> i may be dead, but you have blood pouring out of your ass... who looks like the idiot here?
<r-penguin> My ass is always bleeding
<r-penguin> Because I am a homosexual
<r-penguin> It is expected
<r-penguin> I WIN.
<NdX> fag
<NdX> OWN3D
<r-penguin> DAMN STRAIGHT
<NdX> I'M FUCKING LISTENING TO Control Denied - Expect The Unexpected AT THE FUCKING BITRATE OF 1408kbps THE FUCKING SONG IS AT 5m15s OF 7m17s THIS IS FUCKING SONG NUMBER 3 OF FUCKING 8 IN MY FUCKING PLAYLIST.
<r-penguin> control denied is SOOOOOOOO 1999
<NdX> fag

I reiterate:

fag
 
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You made Jesus, the Lamb and , ANDDDD the lion angry.

They need lion king spoons...
 
blame LOM and his mention of the space metal guy.requests like that scare WD, obviously





and does our convo scare peole, honestly?

* NL_Capone sets mode: +o Nvrmr
<r-penguin> bahahah
* Nvrmr bows
<r-penguin> dude, it's awesome, isn't it?
<NL_Capone> It's very creepy. :)
<r-penguin> I danced to it in the stairwell today at lunch.
<r-penguin> there's a fucking DANCE for it
<NL_Capone> You'd get your ass kicked here, hahahaha
<r-penguin> hard to do
<r-penguin> My ass kicked? NO WAY
<r-penguin> My large balls enforce a gravity field that repels the puny feet of humans
<r-penguin> MUAHAHAHA
<Nvrmr> lol
<r-penguin> I SPAGETTI PAPAPA, PAPAPANA A PAPAPA
<r-penguin> MIKIYIKIYOOOOOOOO
<Nvrmr> someone called my drummer Stupidboots
<r-penguin> I should buy boots
<r-penguin> Not stupid ones, though
<r-penguin> Well.....
<NL_Capone> Speaking of which, I want a pair of large brass balls, so when I buy a truck, I can hang then from the back bumper, and have them swing around while I drive.
<r-penguin> How much you want for your drummer?
<r-penguin> I'll pay 5 shillings!
<Nvrmr> um
<r-penguin> And a goat
<Nvrmr> i need the drummer
<r-penguin> A GOAT OF MENDEZ
<r-penguin> MENDEZZZZZZZZZ
<Nvrmr> Distorted Mind plays in Warminster, Pennsylvania in 2hrs 20mins 41secs
<Nvrmr> Distorted Mind presents BozzFest 2003: Lost in the Tears of Mischief Night in 5days 3hrs 20mins 39secs
<Nvrmr> Distorted Mind MIGHT present BozzFest 2003: Happy BozzGiving in 4wks 3days 3hrs 20mins 38secs
<r-penguin> 2 hours?
<NL_Capone> If you play in 2 hours, what the fuck are you doing here?
<r-penguin> shouldn't you be masturbating?
<Nvrmr> nah, timer's fucked
<Nvrmr> its set for when the 25th strikes
<NL_Capone> Ahhh.
<Nvrmr> we leave for Warminster at 2:30
<Nvrmr> PM,that is
<r-penguin> like in 'back to the future'?
<NL_Capone> How far away is it?
<Nvrmr> an hour and a half
<karmic> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<r-penguin> MARTY ISN'T GOING TO LIKE THIS?
<NL_Capone> Which wrestler did that...
<r-penguin> What will Doc say?
<r-penguin> AND EINSTEIN!
<Nvrmr> Rick Flair
<Nvrmr> brb
<r-penguin> jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<NL_Capone> Yes, him.
<r-penguin> Einstein?
<Nvrmr> brb
<r-penguin> Like, the brooklym brawlers?
<Nvrmr> the dog?
<NL_Capone> No, Rick Flair.
<r-penguin> Or Jim chalmer?
<r-penguin> JIM CHALMER
<r-penguin> Or Mr. IRS
<NL_Capone> Bah.
<r-penguin> He had a briefcase
<r-penguin> I envied his briefcase
<NL_Capone> What was his move, the tax writeoff?
<r-penguin> Am I spelling envyed right
<r-penguin> Envied
<r-penguin> Enveid
<r-penguin> SEXBOMB SEXBOMB SEXBOMB
<NL_Capone> Testes... testes... One, two... THREE?!
<r-penguin> I'm never going to stop listening to this song for 1 more minute
<r-penguin> I told you my testes story, right?
<NL_Capone> No...
<r-penguin> I was thinking of testes earlier this week
<r-penguin> It was pretty random
<r-penguin> But at first consideration of the male's lower anatomy, it was the first thing that came to mind........'testes'
<NL_Capone> Ah, yes, that one.
<NL_Capone> Better than sweaty rectum.
<r-penguin> YES
 
<r-penguin> WILL!
* karmic changes topic to '<r-penguin> I have big juicy loins <karmic> i kill grannies for breakfast <Nvrmr> Look everybody! I'm Will!'
<Nvrmr> KARMIC
<Nvrmr> PENGUIN
<karmic> yo?
<karmic> YOYO!
<r-penguin> KARMIC!
<karmic> PENGUIN
<karmic> WILL
<r-penguin> yall
<karmic> KARMIC!
<karmic> uhh
<karmic> :O
<karmic> hahaha
<ledmag> The one out back's called Bessie
<Chromatos> Hi guys! I'm derick......yeah!
<Chromatos> Hey baby, lets get RANDOM
<ledmag> what a cute couple
<ct_thrash> lol
<ledmag> not as cute as me and my livestock
<Chromatos> HAHAHAA
<ZANEX> HEY LEDMAG
<ZANEX> WHAT'S UP
<ZANEX> ?
<metalrule> I LIEK CKAE
<ZANEX> darn
<metalrule> I CANT SPELL!
<Pyrus-> I like thrash
<Pyrus-> I have a fro
<Pyrus-> lalala
<NdX> \m/
<NdX> \m/
<NdX> \m/
<NdX> \m/
<NdX> \m/
<NdX> \m/
<r-penguin> Insanity
<Neal> 80's jewboy!
<karmic> :\
<r-penguin> BURN!
* karmic burns
<karmic> spoof = \m/
<karmic> ahahahahahah
<karmic> ARKANSAS
<Phasom> I don't come here anymore because you guys are way to hetero for me
 
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