Back in August, I posted the following shopping list. Time to buy this shit and get my plan for solving the Islamic Question once and for all. Let's review.
Lottery Shopping Spree!
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Assuming I've won the big lottery last night [Aug. 22], I think its only appropriate to go on a little shopping spree. Why not! I've never recklessly blown cash without worry before.
Anyway, I needs to price out some goodies I want to buy, so maybe you guys know how much things cost on my list:
1. One (1) oceanic freighter, or container ship, pref. registered in Caribbean.
2. Chartered North Korean crew, maybe 30-50 sailors.
3. Three (3) SCUD missiles and accompanying launchers, w/launching equipment, radar, tracking devices.
4. Active explosive and/or incendiary warheads, apx. 900 kg, 1 per SCUD.
5. SCUD maintenance and launch crew, pref. North Korea.
6. Ten (10) mines or other explosive devices, radio-controlled detonation.
7. One independent technical crew to install mines in hull of freighter/container ship.
8. One (1) personal or mini-submarine. Pref. North Korean.
9. One (1) mine, radio-detonation, installed in mini-sub.
10. One (1) fishing trawler, pref. registered in East Africa.
11. Fishing trawler crew, pref. 10-15 Ethiopians.
12. One (1) GPS atlas, detailing Red Sea and Indian Ocean.
13. One (1) tourist or hajj map of Mecca and majour sights and attractions, w/precise GPS location.
14. One (1) hajj calendar, 2006.
So, seems to me the easiest way to get a show-down that can only result in the complete and total destruction of militant Islam, is to make those crazy fuckers stand up long enough for us to put a bullet in each one of their foreheads.
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To wit: What do you suppose the world Islamic reaction would be if, say, at the height of the next hajj to Mecca, where tens of thousands of devoted ragheads circle the Kaaba round and round and round, suddenly, unexpectedly, and without warning, a SCUD missile slams into the central compound of Mecca's mosque, utterly destroying the Kaaba, the sacred black stone, and catapulting thousands of limp bodies into the air, with their blackened torsos and odd body parts raining down on the ancient city?
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I think the reaction should be severe.
I think Jorge W. Bush getting on the TV and saying "We condemn this terrible act of terrorism and our hearts are with the victims" wouldn't do anything except make the outrage that much more severe.
I think the moderate governments of the near east should become fanatical supporters of the final Jihad to avenge the hated west.
I think all of the unemployed moslems across the world would gather in moslem cities, commit unspeakable acts against all non-moslems and gather into vast armies of fanatical warriors.
I think they should start a human wave march of tens of millions toward Israel, with the plot to kill every single Jew living there.
I think they would plan on marching past the destroyed Jewish state and into Europe, finally bringing the death-knell to their eternal enemy, the non-moslem west.
I think all of the west would have no diplomatic ability to turn this hundred million strong human tsunami.
I think the west would have to finally mobilise its military powers and launch everything it has into the jihad armies, and also raze to the ground every centre of Islam and Islamic teaching both in the middle east and around the world.
I think the moslems who live beyond the reach of the jihad armies would either scramble into hiding or publicly renounce their faith lest they suffer a thousandth the misery of non-moslems in the jihadist grasp.
I think the slaughter of the massive but militarily incompetant jihadists would be unparalleled in world history.
I KNOW it would have to be done. To save the world from the final jihad.
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Cairo, a desert once more. Blackened, scarred. Only the pyramids and the Sphinx's inscrutible smile remain, silent witnesses to a surge of blind insanity followed by flashes of highly energized particles.
Baghdad, once the treasure of the Islamic golden age. Now, a boat on the slowTigris drifts past the foot-tall foundations of what must have been.
Damascus, the oldest city in the world, a city no more. Now, only camels graze where once a metropolis bustled. What happened to the city? What happened to the people?
Saudi Arabia. Great tarmac lines cross the endless deserts, but these roads are now crossed by shifting dunes. Why were these roads made? Were there people in this horrible place? Did they drive fast cars, luxurious cars?
Not even the archaeologists dare visit the haunted places of what was once called Libya, or Iran, or Yemen, or those terrible graveyards called Mauretania, or Morocco, or Pakistan. Nodoby remembers who lived on the Spice Islands. Weren't they once called Indonesia??
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Jurched
