EQ suggestions for Portal

[ratsapprentice]

http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/06/03/weighing-in-on-portal/#more-37398

Enjoy...

 

[GarethSE]

This guy needs to shut the fuck up because everything about their sound is utter perfection and i am actually literally fucking angry now >:{{{{{{{{{{{{

what the fuck
HURR DURR IT COULD BE BETTER
how is it fucking right to go HURR IT COULD BE BETTER?
its their self expression, not his.

i swear, people just cant handle shit these days unless its tailored to be pure sonic bliss, god forbid a band has muddy, overly bassy, noisy production for ARTISTIC EFFECT?!?!?!?
what a fucking cunt

and as for the drummer, what the fuck is he supposed to play, the fucking slayer beat? the whole band is doing something COMPLETELY original, i've never ever heard anyone do anything even remotely like this musically. originality is too fucking important to just bend over and let a blog fuck you up the ass

 

[GarethSE]

GSDHKGSDK FUMING

 

[muckypup1]

I've got to say that I can't stand the production on this album

I know they have done it for an artistic effect, and not everything has to be ultra polished, I like rough and raw music, but this album just goes too far! I can't hear the drums on it even...

 

[GarethSE]

and if this cunt cant hear RIFFS and MELODIES in their music he needs to invest in some better speakers
just because it's atonal, dischordant brutality doesn't mean it isn't melodic, it's just not what this cunt DEEMS melodic.
GJKSDGHDFJKGSDK GRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[ratsapprentice]

It's the suggestions that crack me up.
I can't imagine portal reading that and going "2 different amps? I wish we had thought about that!"
fair enough he doesn't like the mix, but seriously, actually putting forward technical suggestions to professional engineers is slightly ridiculous.

 

[muckypup1]

It's the suggestions that crack me up.
I can't imagine portal reading that and going "2 different amps? I wish we had thought about that!"
fair enough he doesn't like the mix, but seriously, actually putting forward technical suggestions to professional engineers is slightly ridiculous.

+1

its what they fucking wanted it to sound like, so its like that, why would they listen to some shmuck's advice!

 

[GarethSE]

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT

 

[Spamds]

Here's how you get their guitar tone: Grab yourself an old woman from the streets, then rape her, shake him, piss on her, puke in her mouth, force her to eat shit and ta-da = You've not only managed to get their guitar sound, but ratherly stealed their whole signature sound.

 

[kev]

Ouch, sounds like someone shat all over me A7's.

 

[Spamds]

Here's how you get their guitar tone: Grab yourself an old woman from the streets, then rape her, shake him, piss on her, puke in her mouth, force her to eat shit and ta-da = You've not only managed to get their guitar sound, but ratherly stealed their whole signature sound.

Oh, and don't forget to record that. Shure 57 is your cheapest effort.

 

[DanLights]

Lol dude giving the band proper instructions on what to do to "become heavier" hahaha

 

[chdrummer]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[GarethSE]

fanboy rage >:{

 

[Line666]

This band proper sucks.

 

[ratsapprentice]

This band is proper Bo.

Fixed

 

[GoofPig]

As big and popular as they are, i really really don't understand it.

 

[DanLights]

Band is awesome. What is not to get about singing with a clock on your head?

 

[Jackal_Strain]

Fucking awesome! I'd never heard of these guys before I read this thread.
I'm gonna have to check em out now!

 

[GarethSE]

they arent actually that big or popular
cult following init