ERIK COOKS FOOD (PICS INSIDE 14.4K USERS DIE)

[NAD]

yeah organic shitz are fine, but they last like 2 days before going bad. plus even those, while good, can't touch homegrown shit.

i don't get it. my parents don't do anything special to their garden, i used to take care of them shitz when i was younger. you put cow shitz in the ground, you bury the seeds in said cow shitz, and you fuckin' water it every day, sometimes twice on days like this. that's it! excellent shit! what do grocery stores do, grow them in I Can't Believe It's Not Cow Shitz and Whatcha-Ma-Water? fuck!

 

[lurch70]

-why can't store bought maters be SO FUCKING GOOD like these? all juicy and red and flavoUrful and shit.

http://www.monsanto.com/monsanto/layout/sci_tech/ag_biotech/default.asp

feta cheese (especially the real salty ones) ... try to find some Bulgarian one

 

[Nico]

what do grocery stores do, grow them in I Can't Believe It's Not Cow Shitz and Whatcha-Ma-Water? fuck!

Hahaha that's brilliant. Now I know how Lurch feels when he inhales his breakfast after laughing too hard at something on this board.

 

[Mormagil]

I hate when that happens

 

[lurch70]

hehe ... only thing is I usually see something gross when I am eating, not funny