Ok, sorry if this is a little off topic, but I got this forward from a friend and I thought it was funny to post it here (well after that little discussion about Blakky's"Swenglish" )
enjoy:
The European Commission has just announced an agreement
> whereby English will be the official language of the European
> Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
> As part of the negotiations Her Majesty's Government conceded
> that English spelling had some room for improvement and has
> accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as
> "Euro-English". In the first year, 's' will replace the soft
> 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
> The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of the 'k'. This should
> klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.
> There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year
> when the troublesome 'ph' will be replased with the 'f'. This
> will make words like 'fotograf' 20% shorter. In the third year,
> publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
> reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
> Governments will enkourage the removal of double leters which
> have always been a deterent to akurate speling. Also al wil
> agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is
> disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer peopl will
> be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w'
> with 'v'. During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' be dropd
> from vords kontaining 'ou' and similar changes vud of kors
> be aplid to oza kombinations of letas. After ziz fifz yer ve
> vil have a rali sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl
> or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu anderstand ech
> oza. Ze drem of an united urop vil finali kum tru!
enjoy:
The European Commission has just announced an agreement
> whereby English will be the official language of the European
> Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
> As part of the negotiations Her Majesty's Government conceded
> that English spelling had some room for improvement and has
> accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as
> "Euro-English". In the first year, 's' will replace the soft
> 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
> The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of the 'k'. This should
> klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.
> There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year
> when the troublesome 'ph' will be replased with the 'f'. This
> will make words like 'fotograf' 20% shorter. In the third year,
> publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
> reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
> Governments will enkourage the removal of double leters which
> have always been a deterent to akurate speling. Also al wil
> agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is
> disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer peopl will
> be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w'
> with 'v'. During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' be dropd
> from vords kontaining 'ou' and similar changes vud of kors
> be aplid to oza kombinations of letas. After ziz fifz yer ve
> vil have a rali sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl
> or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu anderstand ech
> oza. Ze drem of an united urop vil finali kum tru!
wot goin on in here
