Eurovision Song Contest 2007

-Gavin-

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I just wish to make it official that i am in NO WAY responsible for the UK's enterence nor do i condone the actions of those on stage or those of the songwriters.


Thank you.



Am i also the only one scarily aroused by Russia's entry???
 
Awesome, They were suppose to support Rammstein when I saw them but pulled out at the last minute :( I hear they are fucking good live!
 
They should have had me on instead, id have a shit on stage near the mic and id do sooo much more for the english than those blue PVC bear fuckers.
 
I am gonna enter myself for next year.

Me and a fiddle playign "Here comes the highland granny, two big tits and a hairy fanny!"
 
...and trying not to upset the Russians. Do you think that Vlad Putin sat there with his big checklist ticking off who didn't vote for them?

The UK entry was almost as bad as the Irish. On the UK entry, I guess blatent homosexual references ("do you want something to suck on as you descend?" ) and a general hatred of the English never bode well at voting time so the rest of the UK are dragged down with them.

At Eurovision time, it's good to be a non-european living in Europe as I don't have to cringe as much as the locals. The missus and I got rip-roaringly drunk and laughed our arses off. Terry Wogan....

Apocalyptica were cool. Gotta love circle headbanging while playing a cello but they should have got Santa onstage with them for that bit.
 
hehe
this Serbian girl looks like an Russian writer that i really hate!!!
she's everywhere!!!! i hate her!!!

and dont know why she won...

you really like our girls? hehe
 
I watched the clips of every performance and the point-giving-ceremony, and laughed my ass off. My girlfriend was shattered since Finland didn't manage to get more points, but personally I was pretty relieved. After last year's victory, it was a fuckin' hell on earth here. Not a single pub where someone wasn't shouting "HARD ROCK HALLELUJAH", and all the papers were full of Lordi for what seemed like forever. I came pretty close to stabbing the next person to mention Finland winning the Eurovision, hope it will end here :)
 
I watched the semi-final and the final ´till the end. It turns out to be a business when it comes to voting. They get the migrant people and neighborhood (un)sympathy cashing in cell phone sms thus running the show. Next year they´re considering 2 semi-finals and 1 final. M$ney M$ney M$ney !