even after being a vegetarian for 15 years

[avi]

ack!

 

[deadair]

i'm guessing the last one...

 

[goatschool]

i sympathize. been veg for 10 years and family still has problems grasping that, no, meat in spaghetti sauce is not a viable option.

 

[avi]

it's ridiculous. i mean, it's not that hard a concept to grasp, is it? even her brother doesn't seem to understand.

 

[azal]

you guys are pussies


dead animals rule.

 

[scarr3d]

i just tell my parents we eat grass, and garbage.

 

[azal]

being a vegetarian is so emo.

 

[xfer]

My girlfriend is a Breatharian and my stupid parents keep putting "food" and "water" in front of her when she comes to visit.

 

[chupe666]

So would that one be high or middlebrow?

 

[xfer]

Well, Breatharian references are middlebrow, but making fun of Breatharians requires a superiority complex big enough to crack highbrow, methinks.

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by xfer
Well, Breatharian references are middlebrow, but making fun of Breatharians requires a superiority complex big enough to crack highbrow, methinks.

"methinks" is what really sells this post...

 

[goatschool]

Originally posted by azal
you guys are pussies


dead animals rule.

welp, let's see you kill those dead animals. then you can posture.

 

[azal]

I chopped the head off a chicken on my family farm in Yugoslavia.. *bows*


twas yummy.