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[Unregistereddddddddd]

STATE OF KENTUCKY RESIDENCY APPLICATION
Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob
(last) (_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right


Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Un-employed


Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet


Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)


Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

__ Total number of vehicles you own
__ Number of vehicles that still crank
__ Number of vehicles in front yard
__ Number of vehicles in back yard
__ Number of vehicles on cement blocks


Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed


Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_


Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; please explain:


Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun


___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO


How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable


Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A


Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man


How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know

 

[Unregistereddddddddd]

Q. How many Kentuckians does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A. Two...one to stir the batter and one to squeeze the rabbit.

Two Kentuckians came over to Indiana to buy something to drive, but they only had $10.00 to spend. They looked all over, and finally came upon a car lot with a broken down old camel for sale. They asked the salesman if they could take the camel on a test drive, and he said “Sure.”
After being gone for a very long period of time, the salesman got worried that they were not coming back, so he called the police. Just as soon as he hung up the phone, the two Kentuckians showed up, but without the camel. He asked what happened to the camel, and said the story better be good. The two Kentuckians replied, "We were going along down the street just fine, and came upon a stop light, so we did. Then a carload of Hoosiers pulled up beside us and one said, "Look at those 2 assholes on that camel". So when we got off the camel to take a look, the camel ran away"


This guy walks into a bar down in Kentucky and orders a Grape Nehi. Surprised, the bartender looks around and says, "You ain't from around here. Where you from, boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Boston."

The bartender asks, "What do you do up in Boston?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... what in God's green goodness is a taxidermist?"

The guy says, "I mount dead animals."

The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"

 

[Hawng]

This guy walks into a bar down in Kentucky and orders a Grape Nehi. Surprised, the bartender looks around and says, "You ain't from around here. Where you from, boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Boston."

The bartender asks, "What do you do up in Boston?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... what in God's green goodness is a taxidermist?"

The guy says, "I mount dead animals."

The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"

That one almost made me piss myself... almost.

 

[ledmag]

hahah you're talking like a character from Kung Fu: The Legend Continues.

it's the internet buddy, find a cooler vendetta.

i dont have a vendatta. I also have nothing against serbia...your the one who started the shit about where someone lives.

nato should have just targeted you.

Ill make a shit load of threads about you later azal, when i have more time.

>>>>>To the rest of you who have said things about the area someone lives, shit could be said about your area as well. And you can say what you want, it does not bother me, i know who i am, and the stereo types about school, cars, trailors, family, they do not apply to me. Sure, i see that sort of thing from time to time. But its not me. As far as azal goes, he's just too big for the dirt on his body and the greese in his hair. So, i figure he and I will continue to play.

Will>>>>I do hope you kidding on your wild turkey statement. I have never insulted you.

 

[Chromatose]

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

I wish I had a mobile home. I'd even settle for a well-furnished schoolbus.

That'd be the life.

 

[ledmag]

Q.


This guy walks into a bar down in Kentucky and orders a Grape Nehi. Surprised, the bartender looks around and says, "You ain't from around here. Where you from, boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Boston."

The bartender asks, "What do you do up in Boston?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... what in God's green goodness is a taxidermist?"

The guy says, "I mount dead animals."

The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"

That would be funny, but there are too many dumb hunters in KY who want thier kills in their living room....trust me jerk off, everyone in KY knows what taxidermist means. MOst of them know how to do it themselves.


PPL from other states come to KY to hunt, they kill cows, horses, sheep etc, thinking them wild animals......crazy shit with the hunters.

 

[Chromatose]

killing cows? ahahahah

crazy city folk.

 

[ledmag]

killing cows? ahahahah

crazy city folk.

Yeah, dumb shots from states that i will not mention try to check the farm animals in at check stations as deer. Its fucked. Every are in the world has their faults and subjects in which one could poke fun at.

As far as KY goes, i know more than most of you, we have more than our far share of dim wits. Eastern KY is the worst.

 

[rebirth]

what about the applicianian mountains

 

[El Stormo]

How do you circumcize a redneck?

-- Kick the chin of his sister.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Snoqualmie Falls > Red River Gorge.

The lodge in the background is the Salish Lodge. Fucking expensive as all hell but damn cool if you get one of the suites. I went there last December for the first time and in all honesty, it was better than any gorge, canyon, cave or bordello I've ever been to. But, too fucking expensive.

Honestly I've seen falls much more impressive, go to South America.

Also,

Camping >>>>>>>>>> Staying in a lodge

And, your obviously not a rock climber. RRG has world class crags, that's why I mentioned it. If Snoqualmie froze over I might climb it.