Expert village drum lesson

[DominikJW]

Holy fuck that was beyond hilarious



Looks like they fail at guitar too, check how this guy plays Cowboys From Hell:



Well this Expert Village seems to be just a regular village.

 

[Chryst Krispies]

Dime's rolling over in his Kiss coffin...

 

[Metaltastic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCc1svUb1Oc


I had to see another one. The guy has no sense of timing at all.

Says he is an expert Jazz drummer.

DUDE, oh my god, I'm almost puking I'm lauging so hard, and that fucking ridiculously weeny little voice, "and really feel that pulse inside of you" after that ridiculous spasm "beat", dear god

 

[Metaltastic]

And oh my god - from the youtube comments:

dude are you fucking retarded?

There is just no better way to say it

 

[ahjteam]

you gotta be kidding me...

http://www.jazzmenrecords.com/audio/sunshineofmylife.mp3

 

[GarethSE]

there are no words for the emotion i am feeling right now.
im going to try and jerk off to his baritone works and see what happens.

 

[Ben Johnson]

It seems he can at least play piano.

http://www.ryan-larson.com/pianotracks.html

 

[Decimator]

Good news everyone!

From his web page - "Ryan holds the record for amount of free online instructional videos featured at www.expertvillage.com" So theres a lot more where that came from

He plays bass too



"That's A major" Well, mostly

 

[Pedro Teixeira]

What the fuck... look at his right hand... lol oh myu god... and look at his face. I want to kick his teeth ;__;

 

[Force666]

EDIT: I cannot believe it..."Professional", "Melodies" and "All twelve keys" tell me something.

All twelve keys? WHAT? There are twelve notes in an octave. Yes. But then there is Major, Minor...Aeolian mode, Mixolydian, Frigian, Dorian...

Dude, maybe you should teach the "Frigian key" over at Expert Village.

 

[crazykarl]

All expert bassists play short-scale epiphone starter basses, it's a widely know fact.

He gets an A for effort and a B for blowing my mind.

 

[Ben Johnson]

Dude, maybe you should teach the "Frigian key" over at Expert Village.

 

[Josh M.]

Dude, maybe you should teach the "Frigian key" over at Expert Village.

Frigian mode.

 

[Proggm]

This must be a joke. There's NO WAY that's real.

I mean, if that's an "expert village"... well, this is GOD'S FORUM.

 

[TheWinterSnow]

ITS FUCKING PHRYGIAN!!!! SHEESH!!!

:Smug:

 

[Cacoph0ny]

that hip hop video almost had me crying..


and his music.... uh wow.

 

[drew_drummer]

ITS FUCKING PHRYGIAN!!!! SHEESH!!!

:Smug:

Literally rolling in my own shit and flinging it at the monitor in hilarity. Literally. Like... literally.

 

[drew_drummer]

This guy makes me want to feed him an aids biscuit.

 

[Lasse Lammert]

he can't be serious!

here's another one

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQGrM5HS8vU&feature=channel[/ame]

I really doubt that he's being serious.....

 

[drew_drummer]

Somebody take this pricks cowbell away from him!?!