so i stumbled onto this site through another forum, which will go unnamed, but i figured some of you might wanna have some fun....
post funny convo's???? maybe....
www.omegle.com
post funny convo's???? maybe....
www.omegle.com
f*ck with people, neverboard style
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4360 users onlineYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup
Stranger: Hey
You: nm
You: jeff loomis
Stranger: what about em
You: what is he
Stranger: Actor?
You: nope
Stranger: musician?
You: closer
You: i mean
You: that is what he is known for
Stranger: name sounds really fimilar
You: he is a machine
You: look him up
Stranger: explain
You: go to youtube and type in
You: jeff loomis miles of machines
Stranger: what does he play
You: and you shall see, good sir
Stranger: I'm a girl
Stranger: What does he do
You: lulz....just do it, you will be wow'd
Stranger: Espically if it has anything to do with music
Stranger: I doubt it
You: if your a girl, you will probably want to bone him, cus i am a dude, a straight dude, and i want to bone him
Stranger: haha
Stranger: Wait that's weird
You: just look him up
Stranger: Me a valid reason
Stranger: Not until you give
Stranger: Chances are I've already seen him in action but don't remember
You: i doubt it
You: you would remember
You: okay, look up zero order phase cashmere shiv
Stranger: Okay then. You must look up Thomas Lang then
You: on youtube?
Stranger: Anyway I'd have to open safari and close this bc I'm on an iphone
Stranger: Yeah
You: im sure he blows jeff
You: lemme look
Stranger: Blows??
Stranger: In a good way?
Stranger: Or bad way?
You: YEA HE SUCKS
You: actually
You: hes alright
You: my sandwich is pretty good
Stranger: That just goes to show how much you know
You: i know alot
Stranger: You are prolly 16
You: steinbeck is the best author ever...there you go
Stranger: Ha
Stranger: Hardly
You: haha
You: you prefer steven king?
Stranger: No
You: my bad
Stranger: Read some Oliver sacks books
You: edgar allen poe, steinbeck, and dante alighieri
Stranger: I don't like fiction
You: bitch
You: you dont like friction
Stranger: I prefer philosophy or pyschology books
You: oh word
You: who is your favorite philosopher then?
You: quick wikipedia
You: ...
You: thought so
You have disconnected.
You: sup
Stranger: Hey
You: nm
You: jeff loomis
Stranger: what about em
You: what is he
Stranger: Actor?
You: nope
Stranger: musician?
You: closer
You: i mean
You: that is what he is known for
Stranger: name sounds really fimilar
You: he is a machine
You: look him up
Stranger: explain
You: go to youtube and type in
You: jeff loomis miles of machines
Stranger: what does he play
You: and you shall see, good sir
Stranger: I'm a girl
Stranger: What does he do
You: lulz....just do it, you will be wow'd
Stranger: Espically if it has anything to do with music
Stranger: I doubt it
You: if your a girl, you will probably want to bone him, cus i am a dude, a straight dude, and i want to bone him
Stranger: haha
Stranger: Wait that's weird
You: just look him up
Stranger: Me a valid reason
Stranger: Not until you give
Stranger: Chances are I've already seen him in action but don't remember
You: i doubt it
You: you would remember
You: okay, look up zero order phase cashmere shiv
Stranger: Okay then. You must look up Thomas Lang then
You: on youtube?
Stranger: Anyway I'd have to open safari and close this bc I'm on an iphone
Stranger: Yeah
You: im sure he blows jeff
You: lemme look
Stranger: Blows??
Stranger: In a good way?
Stranger: Or bad way?
You: YEA HE SUCKS
You: actually
You: hes alright
You: my sandwich is pretty good
Stranger: That just goes to show how much you know
You: i know alot
Stranger: You are prolly 16
You: steinbeck is the best author ever...there you go
Stranger: Ha
Stranger: Hardly
You: haha
You: you prefer steven king?
Stranger: No
You: my bad
Stranger: Read some Oliver sacks books
You: edgar allen poe, steinbeck, and dante alighieri
Stranger: I don't like fiction
You: bitch
You: you dont like friction
Stranger: I prefer philosophy or pyschology books
You: oh word
You: who is your favorite philosopher then?
You: quick wikipedia
You: ...
You: thought so
You have disconnected.
Brooks
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When Man& Machine Collide
Cat5Messiah
Violator of Sheep
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When Man& Machine Collide
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm a dude
Stranger: ok?
You: With a doob so rude
You: It's hard to be crude
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You: I'm a dude
Stranger: ok?
You: With a doob so rude
You: It's hard to be crude
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Cat5Messiah
Violator of Sheep
I got something lame.
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Stranger: 18 m
You: coming to the pants party?
Stranger: ya
You: good
You: i like pants
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You: coming to the pants party?
Stranger: ya
You: good
You: i like pants
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Dreadful
When Man& Machine Collide
Late night, listened to In Memory and Most of Politics of Ecstasy. Wound up talking to this soul for awhile without realizing it. Read if you're bored. Nothing important
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: where the fuck are you from
You: Guess
Stranger: okay
Stranger: america
Stranger: england
Stranger: netherlands
You: America
Stranger: belgium
Stranger: manaco
Stranger: france
Stranger: what about america?
Stranger: germany
Stranger: spain
Stranger: portugal
Stranger: bosnia
You: I'm FROM America
Stranger: albania
Stranger: oh
Stranger: do you like eating mcdnolads for breakfest
You: Nah...I'd settle in for a Greasy, fatty, plate of a Goat balls
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: with spaghatti right
Stranger: or black curley pubic hairs
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i once orderd stuff
You: I'll take the spaghetti
Stranger: from white castle
Stranger: and then i picked up my burger
Stranger: and under it in the box below
Stranger: i say a black curely hair
Stranger: i almost vomited
Stranger: i went back to the drive threw
You: how do you know it wasn't a chin hair
Stranger: i went to the window
Stranger: the guy opend the window i threw my pop in and peeld out
Stranger: i doubt its a chin hair..
Stranger: im never eating at a white castle again
You: You're quite the badass
You: how did you get so badass
Stranger: nah that was pretty lame...
Stranger: i should of thrown the burger too
Stranger: but at least now they have to clean that shit up
You: I'll be sure to go to White Castle
Stranger: why?
Stranger: i just told you
Stranger: they serve burgers
Stranger: with pubes
You: I don't believe you, that's why
Stranger: yet you want to go there
Stranger: ...
Stranger: why the hell
Stranger: would i lie about that
Stranger: seems pointless...
You: I believe beautiful babes with no pubic hair make the burger
You: s
You: how do you know it wasn't the pubic hair of some hot chick
Stranger: it wasnt a girl
Stranger: it was a guy...
Stranger: because it was like
Stranger: 12 am at night
Stranger: and there were like maybe 2 guys working there
Stranger: guess what they think is funt to do at 12 am?
Stranger: thats right putting pubes in burgars.
You: Well, you sold me
You: I will never go there
Stranger: lol
Stranger: liar
Stranger: i bet inspite of me
Stranger: your ganna order that 30 pack of burgers
Stranger: i hope you choke on a pubic hair
You: Do they have a dollar menu, I hope they do
Stranger: dude
Stranger: theyre burgars are like
Stranger: 50 cents
You: alright
Stranger: what the hell how are you american?
Stranger: you should be skilled with fast food
You: well
You: I haven't traveled to too many places around america
Stranger: you should name the dollar menu's at all fast food places at the top of your head..
You: where I live
You: there's just the regular
You: set of places
Stranger: where do you live
You: like jack, mcdonalds, taco bell, in n out
Stranger: taco bell is delcious
Stranger: only whent he mexicans make it..
You: del taco, some rallys
You: burger king
Stranger: they have some skilled wrapping
You: It doesn't take alot of skill to wrap a taco
Stranger: ...
Stranger: your kidding right
Stranger: ever been to chipotle?
You: yeah I'm kidding
Stranger: where the mexicans arnt working..
You: Chipotle is a good place
Stranger: and the guys give you a burrito..
Stranger: that like
Stranger: falls apart in your hand
Stranger: because they cant wrap for shit
You: the aluminum? chrome wrapping?
You: of those huge burritos
Stranger: the huge ones
Stranger: i mean the acctually bread thingys
Stranger: that holds the stuff in
You: the tortilla?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wait
Stranger: what state
Stranger: do you live in
You: CA
Stranger: GROSS
Stranger: hey hows cali during the winter
Stranger: and are you northern or southern cali
You: very fine, no hassle
You: perfect weather, aside from the random rain periods
You: southern
You: where do you live?
Stranger: i dont mind any type of weather at least anything but snow
Stranger: minnesota
You: you get snow right?
Stranger: all the time
Stranger: our summer is winter
Stranger: our winter is winter
Stranger: its cold all the time here
Stranger: you cant ever go outside
Stranger: you remain inside all the time because theres shit to do outside
Stranger: you become fat and lazy
Stranger: and dumb'er
You: Maybe not dumber, come on
Stranger: LOL
You: the internet is full of information!
Stranger: you have no idea
Stranger: the only thing people here care about is youtube
Stranger: thats it
Stranger: omg look another fred video
Stranger: ..
You: yeah, fuckin -pawns
Stranger: people these days
Stranger: lol
You: who the hell is fred?
Stranger: you dont know who fred is?
You: people here generally work alot, it costs alot to work here
Stranger: the most annoying person on earth
You: but you can travel all over and check shit if you have money
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i wanna go to college there
You: other than that, kick the shit, get drunk and fuckin whatever
Stranger: is there lots of vd around there?
You: vd?
Stranger: stds
You: ehh...same amount of stds everywhere
You: I would assume
You: you always gotta be careful
Stranger: lol not true
Stranger: i bet theres no stds in south dakota
Stranger: no one wants to bang a south dakotan
You: people do love to party, go to the beach, do all kinds of shit
You: haha
Stranger: lol true
You: people in south dakotan probably fuck, cause they wanna fuck
You: What are the general views of people from California?
You: where you live?
Stranger: i just wish there was a place where there wasnt stds everywhere and its annoying because if you do ask someone to get tested.. they take it offincivly
You: yeah
Stranger: lol i live near st paul
You: personally, I wouldn't
You: I had a close call once
Stranger: you wouldnt ask people to get tested o.o?
Stranger: why not lol!
You: no
You: I meant that I wouldn't get offended
Stranger: oh yeah maybe you
Stranger: but other people. well not other people
Stranger: almost everyone i know
Stranger: would get offended
You: yeah, chicks might get offended cause they might think that the dude thinks they're a borderline whore
Stranger: lol
You: "you must have fucked alot, any stds"?
Stranger: LOL!!
You: It does come across as rude I guess
You: to just ask that out in the open
Stranger: well you have to kinda wonder tho
You: but fuck it
Stranger: like
Stranger: say someone sleeps with 9 people
Stranger: they sleep with all the people thos epeople slept with..
Stranger: that number is disturbing
You: yeah
You: thing is man
You: USE a condom
You: make sure it don't break
Stranger: that barely protects against chlamydia
You: and if you want to do them again, get to know them in the process
Stranger: and even herpes
Stranger: and warts
You: well
You: it's good to be safe
Stranger: true
Stranger: yeh lol
You: You gotta have good judgement about the person
You: like if they are a complete stranger
Stranger: it sucks
Stranger: like one time
You: I wouldn't try to do anything
Stranger: i dated this girl for 8 months..
Stranger: 8 months!
Stranger: and i didnt get some
You: if they're a long time friend of friends you know real well, and you can see alot about their personality
You: and can just TELL...condom won't kill you
Stranger: true i know wha toyu mean
Stranger: but like
Stranger: sometimes say you do know a longtime friend
Stranger: but you do get witht hem
Stranger: it just sorta like ruins everything
Stranger: like if you break up everythings no tthe same
Stranger: lol
You: well
You: I'm not saying that you have to fuck the next person you meet
You: I'm just saying, if you WANT you
Stranger: yeah lol its fucked up thi
Stranger: how would you feel
Stranger: being held out on
Stranger: for 8 months
Stranger: and still not getting some
Stranger: wouldnt you want to kill your partner?
You: yeah...I've had that, KIND'VE ....I know exactly how it would feel regardless
Stranger: or get a hiv infected needle and inject them with it
You: the chick could be shady that's why
Stranger: she's a whore is what she is
Stranger: she told me she's gotten oral before,
You: for not screwing you
Stranger: but doesnt want sex or anything
You: oral or anal?
Stranger: yeah im pissed
Stranger: oral lol
Stranger: she said she did it at a party
You: oral isn't really the same, believe it or not
Stranger: if she can do it with some random dude
Stranger: wtf why no tme
Stranger: still tho lol
You: it's like a short appetizer version of the real deal
Stranger: id rather get something then nothing
You: which is a GOOD appetizer, don't get me wrong
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: true that but like
Stranger: i feel like we're on the brink of breaking up
Stranger: i dont want to waste 8 months of my life
Stranger: i want her to put out
Stranger: then she can break up with me
Stranger: i could care less
Stranger: lol
You: lol
You: Well...
Stranger: lol eh
You: Get her drunk
Stranger: she doesnt drink
Stranger: she goes to catholic school
You: I mean, has she said over and over that she doesn't want to?
You: oh ok
Stranger: sheslike not religious.. idk why she goes to it..
Stranger: maybe her parents force her
You: well...if you like her other than physical attraction
Stranger: yeah
You: hang on to her
Stranger: iv brought it to her so many times
You: aside from the BJ service, she has no STDS
Stranger: like i kiss her and try to go down on her
Stranger: then she slike noo..
Stranger: i bet she does
Stranger: thats why she wont let me bang her
You: haha
Stranger: i bet she has herpes
Stranger: or blue waffle or someshit
You: does she have a sore on her lip once a month?
You: if she does, she has herpes
Stranger: she had mono before
Stranger: but because i gave it to her
Stranger: lol
You: damn
You: and you had mono from some other girl?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i wasnt cheating on her tho
Stranger: lol
You: yeah sure bro
Stranger: idk i just believe in the term dont do things you wouldnt lik ebeing done to you
You: well that is a good term
Stranger: always tho
You: she should know it, she goes to catholic school
Stranger: if you catch soemone cheating on you
Stranger: dont catch them and make a scene
Stranger: infact dont even say anything
Stranger: just fuck someone and you get caught
Stranger: by them
Stranger: lmfao
You: yeah just do it on her front lawn
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: iv been caugh tbefore
Stranger: i banged this girl a ther house
Stranger: and her dad came in on us..
Stranger: i was ontop of her and then the guy came in
Stranger: opend the door
Stranger: turned all red
Stranger: and he's like
Stranger: GODDAMN IT THIS ISNT A WHORE HOUSE
You: he just called his daughter a whore
You: a man's man he is
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: he didnt look her in the eye for a week
Stranger: im suprised tho..
Stranger: she seemed used up tbh
Stranger: you can always tell if a girls used up in someways
You: yeah, fuckin beat and tired
Stranger: yep
Stranger: its kinda fucked up tho
You: pussy as wide as a slide
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: one time i couldnt get hard with her
Stranger: and she said whats wrong with you?
Stranger: i was like wtf?
Stranger: im trying here.. its not like im doing it on purpose
Stranger: i should of said maybe its cause your a used up skank
Stranger: then see how she'd feel
Stranger: but then i wouldnt of gottens ome
Stranger: haha
You: yeah
You: I dunno man
You: personally as I look back
You: chicks really shouldn't fuck like in high school
You: like get with 20 dudes
You: they're totally gonna regret it
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: but its disgusting now a days
Stranger: not having sex in highschool seems abnormal
Stranger: its seriously sick
Stranger: i knew this girl
Stranger: who had a 13 year old sister
Stranger: who did it with 9 guys..
Stranger: thats seriously so fucked up..
Stranger: like dude have you even hit pubirty?
Stranger: lol
You: probably with alot of pedophiles
You: you said you have snow constantly
You: here, it's harder to get away with something like that I think
You: you can chase a dude and hunt him down
You: broad daylight
You: sunshine out
You: walk down the street
You: but I don't hang with alot of high school kids though
You: I know they fuck like rabbits
Stranger: lol yeh
Stranger: LOL!
Stranger: its sick man
Stranger: like i honestly think
Stranger: if you cant drive or have a lisance
Stranger: dont bang
Stranger: that should be like the age limit
Stranger: if you cant drive dont have sex
You: now that I think about it
Stranger: idk if i had a daughter id lock her up and home school her
You: I don't even know if they have a law forbidding sex
You: minor to minor
You: is there a law?
Stranger: me neither haha
Stranger: nope
Stranger: no laws im sure
Stranger: theres laws where 18 year olds can thave sex with anyone below 16
Stranger: but other then that
You: it's just socially unacceptable yet acceptable at the same time
Stranger: thats it
Stranger: yep haha
You: yeah
You: personally sometimes I get a little weirded out
You: by dudes that are 50
You: that bang an 18 year old
You: that's like pedophile status to me
Stranger: i dont mind
Stranger: they are whores who accept it
Stranger: i just feel sorry for whoever takes seconds on them
Stranger: imagine going after a 50 year old dude
Stranger: just gross lol
You: yeah
You: I think there are chicks out there, like alot of chicks who would
You: fantasize about an old dude
You: chicks like anything old, dirty, weird, as long as they have money and stable job
Stranger: LOL!
Stranger: THAT IS SO TRUE
Stranger: prenup man
Stranger: always get a prenup
Stranger: unless..
Stranger: shes richer then you
Stranger: then you get defensive about it
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: be like if you loved me you know i wouldnt mind sharing anything with you
Stranger: but without a prenup if she does leave you shell talk half of EVERTYHINGG
You: yeah
You: that's fuckin the immortal fairy tale we call marriage
Stranger: lol!
You: Girls fantasize about their wedding since they are 4 years old
You: planning, crying, talking ....and talking
Stranger: lmfao yeah dude
Stranger: omg the talking x_x
Stranger: they talk so fucking much
You: their divorce is the hidden thing ready to come out of the curtains of her black heart
Stranger: like jesus man you dont haveto tell me about every little thing in your day lol
You: they want everything
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: yep haha
Stranger: dude like once i was watching the movie slum dog millionaire with my gf
Stranger: and shes like
Stranger: why cant you be like him..
Stranger: im like wtf..?
Stranger: its a fucking movie wtf are you on about
Stranger: like this guy would wait 8 years for some girl..
Stranger: lmao
You: she wants you to go on a millionare show and miraculously get all the questions
Stranger: LMFAO!
Stranger: maybe thats exaclty what she wants haha
You: so she can get money
Stranger:
You: So she's a Catholic?
You: or does she just go to Catholic school cause her parents make her go there
Stranger: i wish i had a rich girlfriend. honestly i dont feel like paying for everything all the time sometimes the girl should pay too,
You: in california girls and dudes work together in most cases, expensive as shit
You: or living together in their parents homes
Stranger: dude she like swears she dresses skankish whena round me i doubt shes catholic
You: or whatever
Stranger: yeah i can understand that lol
Stranger: but living in theyre parents home is a big no no
Stranger: you wont get laid ever
You: here, you do haha
You: lol
Stranger: LOL HOW?
Stranger: id never have sex
Stranger: with like
Stranger: my parents in the house
Stranger: i just wouldnt
Stranger: id feel gross
Stranger: lol
You: Oh i thought you meant
You: if a dude actually lives with his parents, she wouldnt do him anywhere
You: like he sucks or something
Stranger: no lmfao
Stranger: nah dude
You: well, yeah then, you're correct
Stranger: most guys live with theyre rents its a good idea lol saves money and you get schooling or your job done
Stranger: and yeah haha
Stranger: thats why i split the rent with 3 of my guy friends on this big apartment
Stranger: shit here is expensive
You: yeah it is
Stranger: man this is fucked because like
Stranger: during year 2007 or so
You: brb
Stranger: we were like 6 trillion in debt.. now were almost in 13 trillion thats so bad
Stranger: lol kk
Stranger: damn bro i have to dip out
Stranger: nice talking to you mate
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: where the fuck are you from
You: Guess
Stranger: okay
Stranger: america
Stranger: england
Stranger: netherlands
You: America
Stranger: belgium
Stranger: manaco
Stranger: france
Stranger: what about america?
Stranger: germany
Stranger: spain
Stranger: portugal
Stranger: bosnia
You: I'm FROM America
Stranger: albania
Stranger: oh
Stranger: do you like eating mcdnolads for breakfest
You: Nah...I'd settle in for a Greasy, fatty, plate of a Goat balls
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: with spaghatti right
Stranger: or black curley pubic hairs
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i once orderd stuff
You: I'll take the spaghetti
Stranger: from white castle
Stranger: and then i picked up my burger
Stranger: and under it in the box below
Stranger: i say a black curely hair
Stranger: i almost vomited
Stranger: i went back to the drive threw
You: how do you know it wasn't a chin hair
Stranger: i went to the window
Stranger: the guy opend the window i threw my pop in and peeld out
Stranger: i doubt its a chin hair..
Stranger: im never eating at a white castle again
You: You're quite the badass
You: how did you get so badass
Stranger: nah that was pretty lame...
Stranger: i should of thrown the burger too
Stranger: but at least now they have to clean that shit up
You: I'll be sure to go to White Castle
Stranger: why?
Stranger: i just told you
Stranger: they serve burgers
Stranger: with pubes
You: I don't believe you, that's why
Stranger: yet you want to go there
Stranger: ...
Stranger: why the hell
Stranger: would i lie about that
Stranger: seems pointless...
You: I believe beautiful babes with no pubic hair make the burger
You: s
You: how do you know it wasn't the pubic hair of some hot chick
Stranger: it wasnt a girl
Stranger: it was a guy...
Stranger: because it was like
Stranger: 12 am at night
Stranger: and there were like maybe 2 guys working there
Stranger: guess what they think is funt to do at 12 am?
Stranger: thats right putting pubes in burgars.
You: Well, you sold me
You: I will never go there
Stranger: lol
Stranger: liar
Stranger: i bet inspite of me
Stranger: your ganna order that 30 pack of burgers
Stranger: i hope you choke on a pubic hair
You: Do they have a dollar menu, I hope they do
Stranger: dude
Stranger: theyre burgars are like
Stranger: 50 cents
You: alright
Stranger: what the hell how are you american?
Stranger: you should be skilled with fast food
You: well
You: I haven't traveled to too many places around america
Stranger: you should name the dollar menu's at all fast food places at the top of your head..
You: where I live
You: there's just the regular
You: set of places
Stranger: where do you live
You: like jack, mcdonalds, taco bell, in n out
Stranger: taco bell is delcious
Stranger: only whent he mexicans make it..
You: del taco, some rallys
You: burger king
Stranger: they have some skilled wrapping
You: It doesn't take alot of skill to wrap a taco
Stranger: ...
Stranger: your kidding right
Stranger: ever been to chipotle?
You: yeah I'm kidding
Stranger: where the mexicans arnt working..
You: Chipotle is a good place
Stranger: and the guys give you a burrito..
Stranger: that like
Stranger: falls apart in your hand
Stranger: because they cant wrap for shit
You: the aluminum? chrome wrapping?
You: of those huge burritos
Stranger: the huge ones
Stranger: i mean the acctually bread thingys
Stranger: that holds the stuff in
You: the tortilla?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wait
Stranger: what state
Stranger: do you live in
You: CA
Stranger: GROSS
Stranger: hey hows cali during the winter
Stranger: and are you northern or southern cali
You: very fine, no hassle
You: perfect weather, aside from the random rain periods
You: southern
You: where do you live?
Stranger: i dont mind any type of weather at least anything but snow
Stranger: minnesota
You: you get snow right?
Stranger: all the time
Stranger: our summer is winter
Stranger: our winter is winter
Stranger: its cold all the time here
Stranger: you cant ever go outside
Stranger: you remain inside all the time because theres shit to do outside
Stranger: you become fat and lazy
Stranger: and dumb'er
You: Maybe not dumber, come on
Stranger: LOL
You: the internet is full of information!
Stranger: you have no idea
Stranger: the only thing people here care about is youtube
Stranger: thats it
Stranger: omg look another fred video
Stranger: ..
You: yeah, fuckin -pawns
Stranger: people these days
Stranger: lol
You: who the hell is fred?
Stranger: you dont know who fred is?
You: people here generally work alot, it costs alot to work here
Stranger: the most annoying person on earth
You: but you can travel all over and check shit if you have money
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i wanna go to college there
You: other than that, kick the shit, get drunk and fuckin whatever
Stranger: is there lots of vd around there?
You: vd?
Stranger: stds
You: ehh...same amount of stds everywhere
You: I would assume
You: you always gotta be careful
Stranger: lol not true
Stranger: i bet theres no stds in south dakota
Stranger: no one wants to bang a south dakotan
You: people do love to party, go to the beach, do all kinds of shit
You: haha
Stranger: lol true
You: people in south dakotan probably fuck, cause they wanna fuck
You: What are the general views of people from California?
You: where you live?
Stranger: i just wish there was a place where there wasnt stds everywhere and its annoying because if you do ask someone to get tested.. they take it offincivly
You: yeah
Stranger: lol i live near st paul
You: personally, I wouldn't
You: I had a close call once
Stranger: you wouldnt ask people to get tested o.o?
Stranger: why not lol!
You: no
You: I meant that I wouldn't get offended
Stranger: oh yeah maybe you
Stranger: but other people. well not other people
Stranger: almost everyone i know
Stranger: would get offended
You: yeah, chicks might get offended cause they might think that the dude thinks they're a borderline whore
Stranger: lol
You: "you must have fucked alot, any stds"?
Stranger: LOL!!
You: It does come across as rude I guess
You: to just ask that out in the open
Stranger: well you have to kinda wonder tho
You: but fuck it
Stranger: like
Stranger: say someone sleeps with 9 people
Stranger: they sleep with all the people thos epeople slept with..
Stranger: that number is disturbing
You: yeah
You: thing is man
You: USE a condom
You: make sure it don't break
Stranger: that barely protects against chlamydia
You: and if you want to do them again, get to know them in the process
Stranger: and even herpes
Stranger: and warts
You: well
You: it's good to be safe
Stranger: true
Stranger: yeh lol
You: You gotta have good judgement about the person
You: like if they are a complete stranger
Stranger: it sucks
Stranger: like one time
You: I wouldn't try to do anything
Stranger: i dated this girl for 8 months..
Stranger: 8 months!
Stranger: and i didnt get some
You: if they're a long time friend of friends you know real well, and you can see alot about their personality
You: and can just TELL...condom won't kill you
Stranger: true i know wha toyu mean
Stranger: but like
Stranger: sometimes say you do know a longtime friend
Stranger: but you do get witht hem
Stranger: it just sorta like ruins everything
Stranger: like if you break up everythings no tthe same
Stranger: lol
You: well
You: I'm not saying that you have to fuck the next person you meet
You: I'm just saying, if you WANT you
Stranger: yeah lol its fucked up thi
Stranger: how would you feel
Stranger: being held out on
Stranger: for 8 months
Stranger: and still not getting some
Stranger: wouldnt you want to kill your partner?
You: yeah...I've had that, KIND'VE ....I know exactly how it would feel regardless
Stranger: or get a hiv infected needle and inject them with it
You: the chick could be shady that's why
Stranger: she's a whore is what she is
Stranger: she told me she's gotten oral before,
You: for not screwing you
Stranger: but doesnt want sex or anything
You: oral or anal?
Stranger: yeah im pissed
Stranger: oral lol
Stranger: she said she did it at a party
You: oral isn't really the same, believe it or not
Stranger: if she can do it with some random dude
Stranger: wtf why no tme
Stranger: still tho lol
You: it's like a short appetizer version of the real deal
Stranger: id rather get something then nothing
You: which is a GOOD appetizer, don't get me wrong
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: true that but like
Stranger: i feel like we're on the brink of breaking up
Stranger: i dont want to waste 8 months of my life
Stranger: i want her to put out
Stranger: then she can break up with me
Stranger: i could care less
Stranger: lol
You: lol
You: Well...
Stranger: lol eh
You: Get her drunk
Stranger: she doesnt drink
Stranger: she goes to catholic school
You: I mean, has she said over and over that she doesn't want to?
You: oh ok
Stranger: sheslike not religious.. idk why she goes to it..
Stranger: maybe her parents force her
You: well...if you like her other than physical attraction
Stranger: yeah
You: hang on to her
Stranger: iv brought it to her so many times
You: aside from the BJ service, she has no STDS
Stranger: like i kiss her and try to go down on her
Stranger: then she slike noo..
Stranger: i bet she does
Stranger: thats why she wont let me bang her
You: haha
Stranger: i bet she has herpes
Stranger: or blue waffle or someshit
You: does she have a sore on her lip once a month?
You: if she does, she has herpes
Stranger: she had mono before
Stranger: but because i gave it to her
Stranger: lol
You: damn
You: and you had mono from some other girl?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i wasnt cheating on her tho
Stranger: lol
You: yeah sure bro
Stranger: idk i just believe in the term dont do things you wouldnt lik ebeing done to you
You: well that is a good term
Stranger: always tho
You: she should know it, she goes to catholic school
Stranger: if you catch soemone cheating on you
Stranger: dont catch them and make a scene
Stranger: infact dont even say anything
Stranger: just fuck someone and you get caught
Stranger: by them
Stranger: lmfao
You: yeah just do it on her front lawn
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: iv been caugh tbefore
Stranger: i banged this girl a ther house
Stranger: and her dad came in on us..
Stranger: i was ontop of her and then the guy came in
Stranger: opend the door
Stranger: turned all red
Stranger: and he's like
Stranger: GODDAMN IT THIS ISNT A WHORE HOUSE
You: he just called his daughter a whore
You: a man's man he is
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: he didnt look her in the eye for a week
Stranger: im suprised tho..
Stranger: she seemed used up tbh
Stranger: you can always tell if a girls used up in someways
You: yeah, fuckin beat and tired
Stranger: yep
Stranger: its kinda fucked up tho
You: pussy as wide as a slide
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: one time i couldnt get hard with her
Stranger: and she said whats wrong with you?
Stranger: i was like wtf?
Stranger: im trying here.. its not like im doing it on purpose
Stranger: i should of said maybe its cause your a used up skank
Stranger: then see how she'd feel
Stranger: but then i wouldnt of gottens ome
Stranger: haha
You: yeah
You: I dunno man
You: personally as I look back
You: chicks really shouldn't fuck like in high school
You: like get with 20 dudes
You: they're totally gonna regret it
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: but its disgusting now a days
Stranger: not having sex in highschool seems abnormal
Stranger: its seriously sick
Stranger: i knew this girl
Stranger: who had a 13 year old sister
Stranger: who did it with 9 guys..
Stranger: thats seriously so fucked up..
Stranger: like dude have you even hit pubirty?
Stranger: lol
You: probably with alot of pedophiles
You: you said you have snow constantly
You: here, it's harder to get away with something like that I think
You: you can chase a dude and hunt him down
You: broad daylight
You: sunshine out
You: walk down the street
You: but I don't hang with alot of high school kids though
You: I know they fuck like rabbits
Stranger: lol yeh
Stranger: LOL!
Stranger: its sick man
Stranger: like i honestly think
Stranger: if you cant drive or have a lisance
Stranger: dont bang
Stranger: that should be like the age limit
Stranger: if you cant drive dont have sex
You: now that I think about it
Stranger: idk if i had a daughter id lock her up and home school her
You: I don't even know if they have a law forbidding sex
You: minor to minor
You: is there a law?
Stranger: me neither haha
Stranger: nope
Stranger: no laws im sure
Stranger: theres laws where 18 year olds can thave sex with anyone below 16
Stranger: but other then that
You: it's just socially unacceptable yet acceptable at the same time
Stranger: thats it
Stranger: yep haha
You: yeah
You: personally sometimes I get a little weirded out
You: by dudes that are 50
You: that bang an 18 year old
You: that's like pedophile status to me
Stranger: i dont mind
Stranger: they are whores who accept it
Stranger: i just feel sorry for whoever takes seconds on them
Stranger: imagine going after a 50 year old dude
Stranger: just gross lol
You: yeah
You: I think there are chicks out there, like alot of chicks who would
You: fantasize about an old dude
You: chicks like anything old, dirty, weird, as long as they have money and stable job
Stranger: LOL!
Stranger: THAT IS SO TRUE
Stranger: prenup man
Stranger: always get a prenup
Stranger: unless..
Stranger: shes richer then you
Stranger: then you get defensive about it
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: be like if you loved me you know i wouldnt mind sharing anything with you
Stranger: but without a prenup if she does leave you shell talk half of EVERTYHINGG
You: yeah
You: that's fuckin the immortal fairy tale we call marriage
Stranger: lol!
You: Girls fantasize about their wedding since they are 4 years old
You: planning, crying, talking ....and talking
Stranger: lmfao yeah dude
Stranger: omg the talking x_x
Stranger: they talk so fucking much
You: their divorce is the hidden thing ready to come out of the curtains of her black heart
Stranger: like jesus man you dont haveto tell me about every little thing in your day lol
You: they want everything
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: yep haha
Stranger: dude like once i was watching the movie slum dog millionaire with my gf
Stranger: and shes like
Stranger: why cant you be like him..
Stranger: im like wtf..?
Stranger: its a fucking movie wtf are you on about
Stranger: like this guy would wait 8 years for some girl..
Stranger: lmao
You: she wants you to go on a millionare show and miraculously get all the questions
Stranger: LMFAO!
Stranger: maybe thats exaclty what she wants haha
You: so she can get money
Stranger:
You: So she's a Catholic?
You: or does she just go to Catholic school cause her parents make her go there
Stranger: i wish i had a rich girlfriend. honestly i dont feel like paying for everything all the time sometimes the girl should pay too,
You: in california girls and dudes work together in most cases, expensive as shit
You: or living together in their parents homes
Stranger: dude she like swears she dresses skankish whena round me i doubt shes catholic
You: or whatever
Stranger: yeah i can understand that lol
Stranger: but living in theyre parents home is a big no no
Stranger: you wont get laid ever
You: here, you do haha
You: lol
Stranger: LOL HOW?
Stranger: id never have sex
Stranger: with like
Stranger: my parents in the house
Stranger: i just wouldnt
Stranger: id feel gross
Stranger: lol
You: Oh i thought you meant
You: if a dude actually lives with his parents, she wouldnt do him anywhere
You: like he sucks or something
Stranger: no lmfao
Stranger: nah dude
You: well, yeah then, you're correct
Stranger: most guys live with theyre rents its a good idea lol saves money and you get schooling or your job done
Stranger: and yeah haha
Stranger: thats why i split the rent with 3 of my guy friends on this big apartment
Stranger: shit here is expensive
You: yeah it is
Stranger: man this is fucked because like
Stranger: during year 2007 or so
You: brb
Stranger: we were like 6 trillion in debt.. now were almost in 13 trillion thats so bad
Stranger: lol kk
Stranger: damn bro i have to dip out
Stranger: nice talking to you mate
Stranger: peace
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