Facts About Japan

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Languages:

Japenese, overly enthusiastic English

Natural Hazards:

Randomly placed swinging blades,
falling blocks, spiked pit traps, mini-bosses

Enviromental Agreements:

Will stop whaling when it stops being fun

Justice System:

Modeled after European civil law and Asimov's
Three Laws of Robotics

Fetishes:

Millions of japenese men admit to
having a bit of an Asian fetish.

Other Known Facts:

Spell Japanese right, or they will smug at you with correction.
 
You can generally tell when people use bad grammar out of pure ignorance and when it's just expedience. You're not the former, so who cares?