fake account roll call thread

[Kitty Star]

hello everyone, I am Meghan/Kitty Star's mom. If anyone sees her please tell her to come home for dinner or I am going to have to put her kid's meal in the fridge, and she will be placed on probation.
thx

If only my mom had dinner waiting at home for me. That would have RULED so much. But unfortunately that hasn't happened since I was 12.

 

[Soledad]

Don't pay any attention to "Kitty Star". We employed only full blooded mexicans for our domestic help, and Little Meggie was pampered to excess, unfortunately.

And she stopped eating at home at age 12 because she ran away to join the circus.

 

[Kitty Star]

Remember our agreement not to talk about the time in the circus? It reflects just as badly on you as it does on me.

 

[Soledad]

but I'm an internationally recognized and trusted celebrity.

if you want that trust fund you'll treat me with more respect, young lady.

 

[azal]

I've never heard of Soledad.

I'm only familiar with the fat cheeky man that always yells TELEMUNDO! DOMINGO! DOMINGO! DOMINGO!

 

[xfer]

soledad o'brien hosts CNN's morning news show. with that retard bill hemmer or whatever his name is.

 

[Soledad]

I wouldn't expect someone from Tardania to know who I am.

Allahu Akbar!

 

[xfer]

haha soledad got in a good one!

 

[Soledad]

I didn't achieve my stratospheric rise through the ranks of the talking heads by being bested by slavs, that's for sure.

 

[Kitty Star]

Don't compliment her. The only good thing she ever did was give birth to me. Oh yea.. she didn't even do that!!! I like my birth mother better!!! I'm moving back to Mexico.

 

[Soledad]

ever since I caught you in the cabana with the pool boy you've been an insufferable little wench.

 

[azal]

totally lizard.

 

[lizard]

???

 

[Kitty Star]

Hey, he was hot. I have no shame for that one. At least he pays attention to me, unlike you. And you call yourself a mother. You narcissistic bitch!!!

 

[azal]

the Don Henley gave it away, dude.