Farting v. Road Rage

[NAD]

Which turns women on more?

 

[Ars Magna]

Tetris, of course. They prefer the image of a phallic-shaped object heading toward and open and willing gash of the same size. Perfect fit.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

tetris baby

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

How about farting during a fit of road rage? That's fucking hawt! However it could lead to abrupt end of the road rage.

 

[Captain Beard]

There is only one logical conclusion.

 

[lurch70]

have you ever sneezed so hard, you farted a little?

tetris

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Is it possible to burp and fart at the sametime?

 

[Guthrum]

have you ever sneezed so hard, you farted a little?

tetris

Yes. While I was pissing. Had a mess to clean up after that.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

mess? Its called poop.

 

[Guthrum]

No, it's called a piss bomb.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

with poop...

 

[Ars Magna]

I farted a little while ago and it sounded like I wang a ducks head under water. My wife made me go run a splatter check. Clear.

 

[Guthrum]

That's what my dad's farts sound like ALL the time. We call it the duck in an underwater cave.

 

[Ars Magna]

I farted a little while ago and it sounded like I wang a ducks head under water. My wife made me go run a splatter check. Clear.

Wow. I meant to say that "I was holding a ducks..." as opposed to "wang a ducks". WTF. Sounds like a lyric from that Get It On song from way back when ("bang a gong, get it on" or some shit like that).

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Question:

What do you prefer to lay down:

A wet squeeky loud one (not a shart lol) that has little smell?

Or a slow releasing silent one that smells atrocious? (i.e. Silent, but deadly)

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

um sir... yes, hi. I'll have the sampler platter.

 

[Ars Magna]

For me it's all about setting a mood. If I'm with my special lady and she's feeling silly, I prefer to let it rip. If we're having a tender moment, I prefer the silent killer.

 

[Guthrum]

SILENT BUT VIOLENT FTW

 

[EricT]

This is how all threads should be.

 

[Ars Magna]

How about at work (or school)? What is the preferred method there? Or do you stick to the same MO regardless of location/situation?