Farting v. Road Rage
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At work the heating is busted and it stinks half the time anyway, so I just let em out quiet like and blame the heating, feels better than holding them in. At school I went to the bathroom and let fire.
I still love letting real STINKERS loose on the subway on days when its really full. Nobody knows where it came from, it hits them all at the same time. I find it hard not to laugh, which would make it obvious though.
Guthrum: Don't try that at home, you might get killed.
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I enjoy the fart on the plane. Sort of the same effect as the subway except you run a real risk of the person next to you knowing you did it. The beauty is not caring that they do.
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You pretty much have to go with the silent killer in public areas, unless you're with a bunch a guys you know. My favorite place to let it rip is the car when I'm driving with my friends. Complete control over the windows ftw!
My dog farts almost nearly as much as I do, and that's scary to think about. They're all insanely loud farts too. 
She would put some people to shame. Usually it's right as she's sitting or right as she jumps up on the couch.
It took me a while before I actually understood what you were implying, hahaha. Nice.
Don't forget to lock the windows AND turn the heat on full blast. Hell yeah.
She would put some people to shame. Usually it's right as she's sitting or right as she jumps up on the couch.It took me a while before I actually understood what you were implying, hahaha. Nice.
Don't forget to lock the windows AND turn the heat on full blast. Hell yeah.
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