Father Strangelight confession thread

[Strangelight]

come on kids, dont be shy

 

[rafael]

Hahahahahaha... that actually reminds me of Aaron from MDB at the London Astoria gig! He had this white suit too, but a bit shorter hair though..

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

i had devil meat in greece. not on purpose tho, they tricked me!

 

[siderea]

i confess i've been staring at a percussion player all afternoon. i'm singing in a choir and he was handling cymbals before me... oooooh.
what's my punishment?

 

[Strangelight]

i had devil meat in greece. not on purpose tho, they tricked me!

then you must do 20 Muslim Guilt press-ups and no sprite for a week! FFS!
Peace be with you.

 

[Strangelight]

i confess i've been staring at a percussion player all afternoon. i'm singing in a choir and he was handling cymbals before me... oooooh.
what's my punishment?

You must approach this gentleman and suggest marriage. Was it a Catholic choir?

 

[Falconspirit]

i killed a snake

 

[siderea]

of course it was a catholic choir, father.

My fear is though i won't have the time for an approach. we'll be meeting only 2 times, and i think he hasn't even noticed me yet
can't looking without marriage be allowed for this one time?

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

i killed a snake

bare hands?

 

[DragonLady1]

I had sex

 

[Morpheus]

erm yer head seems to be well, not quite in the middle if you understand me. Do you wanna trick us somehow? Then again dunno where the pope has his head sometimes.....

 

[Falconspirit]

bare hands?

nah, with the wheels of me car. spwik.

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

im disappointed now, i thought you killed it bare hands like

me dads grand dad caught a snake while it was trying to fuck off through a little hole in the wall, the he grabbed his tail, and he kept pulling it but the snake wouldnt let go, then he got someone to pour alcohol over the snake and they burnt it *MAN*

 

[Dhatura]

I ate beans and I had erotic dreams about a person of different faith. Even cleaning the flat didn't help

 

[Falconspirit]

well i crushed its head, hm bare hands..noh me grand-dad did something like yours only he did it with his feet, he must of stepped on the head or something, weird i dont quite remember the story..my father told it to me a long time ago , I should ask him again

 

[Strangelight]

of course it was a catholic choir, father.

My fear is though i won't have the time for an approach. we'll be meeting only 2 times, and i think he hasn't even noticed me yet
can't looking without marriage be allowed for this one time?

you are forbidden to covet this cymbal player unless your thoughts are pure and marriage is your sole intention.
5 of these before bedtime and no impure dreams! FFS!

'Wees gegroet Maria, vol van genade, de Heer is met U, Gij zij de gezegende onder de vrouwen, en gezegend is Jesus, de vrucht van Uw schoot. Heilige Maria, Moeder van God, bidt voor ons zondaars, nu en in het uur van onze dood. Amen.'

 

[Achernar]

Father. I had a dream where Mehdi was sexually abused by Belgian people. Is this a cardinal sin?

 

[Strangelight]

I ate beans and I had erotic dreams about a person of different faith. Even cleaning the flat didn't help

Well, if this 'different faith' is the right faith then you should convert and be considering marriage. Anyway, until then you must say 15 of these before bedtime..

 

[cedarbreed]

I had to pooh in a public bog in London

 

[cedarbreed]

I did it twice actually ... But it was at Garfunkel's, the bogs are clean like