Favorite Billy Mays product?

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*Falls on knees and holds two magic orbs*

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
 
Why the hell does anyone like this asshole, he ruined my ears with his incessant screaming for a good 15 years since the first time I saw an informercial on TV. It's fucking Billy Mayes. Oh, mighty putty was the shit, though.