MBCS
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Brian - "You're all different"
Crowd - "We're all different"
Single voice in crowd - "I'm not"
CLASSIC!
Crowd - "We're all different"
Single voice in crowd - "I'm not"
CLASSIC!
Favorite Monty Python
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"How much do you want for the gourd?"
"nothing, here."
"2!"
"it's yours, keep it!"
"3!"
(paraphrase)
"nothing, here."
"2!"
"it's yours, keep it!"
"3!"
(paraphrase)
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
"Look, there it is!"
"Where?"
"There!"
"What, behind the rabbit?"
"It is the rabbit!"
"Oh you had us all worked up there. What's the rabbit gonna do, nibble my bum?"
Or something to that effect.
"What is your favourite colour?"
"Blue...no wait, Re....aaaaarrrrghhhhh!"
"Where?"
"There!"
"What, behind the rabbit?"
"It is the rabbit!"
"Oh you had us all worked up there. What's the rabbit gonna do, nibble my bum?"
Or something to that effect.
"What is your favourite colour?"
"Blue...no wait, Re....aaaaarrrrghhhhh!"
spaffe
Geisterglut
haha there's so many classics, but i've a bit of a weakness for this scene, might be the funniest in all of the movie:
King Arthur : How does it... um... how does it work?
Lancelot : I know not, my liege.
King Arthur : Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard : Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric : [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard : Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric : And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard : Amen.
All : Amen.
King Arthur : Right. One... two... five.
Galahad : Three, sir.
King Arthur : Three.
King Arthur : How does it... um... how does it work?
Lancelot : I know not, my liege.
King Arthur : Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard : Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric : [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard : Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric : And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard : Amen.
All : Amen.
King Arthur : Right. One... two... five.
Galahad : Three, sir.
King Arthur : Three.
Welcome to the castle Anthrax... We are but four score young blondes and brunettes all between the ages of 18 and 21 and a half with nothing to do. Just sleeping, bathing, knitting exciting underwear...
(or something like that - I used to be able to quote the whole damn movie, but it's been too long)
(or something like that - I used to be able to quote the whole damn movie, but it's been too long)
Henrik Main
Hello
"Old woman!"
"Man!"
And then what follows is quite possibly the greatest diatribe on politics EVAR.
"Man!"
And then what follows is quite possibly the greatest diatribe on politics EVAR.
hahaha, the holy grail is my favorite, though the meaning of life is pretty funny too.
*highfives liz for having the same shirt*
*highfives liz for having the same shirt*
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