Favorite Randy Moss Moments

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I've been waiting to make this thread for a while, but kept thinking it was too early..but now he has had so many classic moments that I can't help myself! Just quote your favorite Randy moments, and if possible give an explanation..

Randy's two cents on the increasing racism in the forums lately:

I posted the NBA thread and most people here don't like basketball and one of them said the n word.

Randy trying his best at providing an oxymoron:

Atheist believing in religion

and again..:

George W Bush
OJ Simpson
Michael Jackson
Barry Bonds
Any celebrity in the news.

and....again.....:

AIDS.

Randy on the new Burzum cover:

Maybe it was some black guy rape Varg.

Randy finally realizing why Metallica tickets are cheap, and going on on some ramble that makes absolutely no sense no matter how many times you read it:

I can see why now Metallica charge their tickets so much.Most popular bands like them would sell out their tickets very fast if they were 10.00 but they will still be sold out if the tickets are higher.I bet most people who go to their concerts nowadays go for their classic songs and not their new stuff.My dad has seen them twice when they were with Guns n Roses but he didn't see them. When they were touring with a nu - crap band that was making the same song and then changed to a u2 ripoff band and a another nu-crap band that everyone hates that has a douchbag lead singer that is bald and has a red baseball cap on.My dad said that Metallica were great live that night but I have watched their videos from them latley and they have fallen from being good live with them getting older.

 

[mutantllama]

I don't see what's so funny about this guy.

 

[Einherjar86]

There has to be one stipulation though:

Randy, you cannot post in this thread lest it ruin the act of commemoration. An idol doth not sacrifice upon its own altar.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

My favorite Randy MOSS moments are the 474 times that he posted on this forum

 

[-CC-]

Actually..sad to say, his last two posts have me deeply concerned..he might actually just be a troll after all

I am not a hick at all.I am black from the ghetto.My sister and dad do like NASCAR but I can't stand it.My Patriots can kick any NASCAR drivers ass anyday of the week.

and his "Randy Moss Wants some Prog Metal thread" sparked Eligos to investigate:

Holy shit guys I think Randy Moss might be paddy.

EDIT: Note the grammar in the first quote about NASCAR..he actually wrote can't and all of his sentences are more or less correct!!

 

[Lateralus14]

Most -CyanideChrist-/Randy MOSS discussions are quite memorable as well. Most memorable are CC catching Randy in the philosopher forum and Randy trying to guess what team CC likes. Also Randy's legendary attempt to mimic another poster while really just typing like he normally does.

 

[Badbird]

Actually..sad to say, his last two posts have me deeply concerned..he might actually just be a troll after all



and his "Randy Moss Wants some Prog Metal thread" sparked Eligos to investigate:



Well I hate NASCAR period.Im am not a troll at all.I am not Paddy but I know him and he one of the best persons on ultmate metal forum.

 

[Lateralus14]

Randy, god dammit could you not be bothered to read Einherjar's post? Despite the fact that you will most likely only improve this post, he is correct in suggesting that your presence in this thread is inappropriate.

 

[Badbird]

I did but I forgot.I spoiled the fun.Sorry Einherjar.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

This is a load of fucking bullshit. Not funny, end of. Fuck off.

 

[Lateralus14]

No u

 

[-CC-]

This is a load of fucking bullshit. Not funny, end of. Fuck off.

Partypooper.

 

[Caecius]

None

 

[Eligos]

CC is pretty much Randy's biggest fan, I love how he has this whole timeline of his posting history.

Randy Moss is by far the best member to come out of the recent noob wave which apeofgod and nick_metalhead were also a part of. I think my favorite Randy Moss moment was when we all (CC, Lateralus, myself, redfoxintheskyorwhatever) took notice of his poor ehgliah and he responded with the remark about spelling tests.

 

[-CC-]

Oh yeah haha I remember that! He said he get's like straight A's in his english class!

Anyway here is Randy attempting to post in the "Tasteless Jokes Thread":

ON christmas eve Santa went into a house and then went inside a little boy room.He saw the Playboy Channel on.Then santa put a detroit lions cookie into his mouth and said that what little boys get when they watch girls fucking eachother.That morning the little boy looked for gifts and all he got was beer.

 

[Evil?]

^One of the best ever^

How would he know about Paddy? Paddy has not been around in ages and moss has been here a month...hmmmmmm

 

[CF87]

This is a load of fucking bullshit. Not funny, end of. Fuck off.

Agreed. Fuck off(eat shit & die)

 

[Xorv]

A thread celebrating the product of chromosomal non-disjunction. Great....

Any down syndrome jokes while we're beating this horse at the peak of its suffering?

 

[Belligerent]

@ two posts making NO FUCKING SENSE but i love it

My dad has seen them twice when they were with Guns n Roses but he didn't see them.

Then santa put a detroit lions cookie into his mouth and said that what little boys get when they watch girls fucking eachother.

 

[unknown]

hey maybe randy moss IS cyanidechrist...just putting it out there