I thought I'd lighten the mood by posting about something other than the attacks:
Chief Wiggum approaches Homer whom is operating the ringtoss game, which is rigged
Chief Wiggum: I hear this game is rigged.. I'd hate to have to shut you down.
*Chief Wiggum looks at him as if to say "you know what to do"
Bart: Dad.. I think he wants you to br--
Homer: Quiet Bart, daddy is talking to the policeman.
Chief Wiggum: Ok.. i'm looking for my friend Bill, have you seen any BILLS around here?
Homer: I'm homer, this is Bart *Points to Bart*
Chief Wiggum: I'm looking for Mister BRIBE, BRIBE, I need a BRIBE.
Homer: It's a ring toss game
Cheif Wiggum: Ok i'm shutting you down
Cooter's Father: WHY DIDN'T YOU BRIBE HIM?!?!
Homer: I TRIED to but the oppurtunity never came up!
Then later at the police station:
Homer: Carnies took over my house, you've got to help me!
Chief Wiggum: O look, it's mister too good to take a bribe
Homer: Please help me, they are ruining my house!
Chief Wiggum: Ok, hold on a second while I go get Detective LIKE I GIVE A DAMN
Homer: O Chief Thank you SO much!
Lisa: Dad.. I think he's...
Homer: SHH! Quiet honey daddy is waiting for the detective.