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Rape
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It is essentially the act of getting pwned by a penis, and is the most fun thing in the world. Try it.

Rape is the most sincere form of flattery. Rape is also considered the true key to inner peace. It is apparently a common follow-up to Women's Retreats.

Members of feminist communities (such as Image:Community.gif feminist) live in constant fear of rape. Every single one of them has been raped at least 100 times, or has almost been raped at least 100 times, or knows someone who was raped at least 100 times or has listened to a Tori Amos CD at least 100 times. All men are known to be rapists, because... Because they are.

Please note: The savvy rapist will always use a condom to avoid receiving STDs from sluts. Also, since the invention of the 'anti-rape tampon' the skilled rapist always checks for razorblades
 
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