For Sale...

Cooperman

...to the rescue!!!
Apr 13, 2001
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A Metal-Sludge babydoll t-shirt. It's a small with "Metal Slut" written on the front. Check www.metal-sludge.com if you wanna see what it looks like. It's brand new, never been worn, just arrived the other day. I messed up when I ordered it for a friend and so I have no use for it (obviously!). It cost around $40 but it can be yours for a low low price of only $20 (inc s&h).
 
If I wore it now, would it be false advertising, or is it one of those "pay now, for benefits later" kinda things? My "Metal Dud" tshirt hasnt helped me, let me tell you.
 
At the risk of being exposed as someone who doesn't know a great deal about women's fashions, what exactly is a 'baby doll' shirt?
 
Hey, think yourself lucky! Some of us would love to have a girlfriend, even if it did mean a kick in the nuts ;)