For Sirs Who Installed Sump Pump in New House: A Collection of Haikus

[TheNewChupe]

basement leaking now
why is the sump pump higher
than all of the floor?

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water rising fast
three inches at least i see
wet shoes smell so bad

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septic tank is full
creek is swiftly flowing by
hope it takes the dogs

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muscles ache from strain
pushing water all night long
the floor is still wet

 

[Baliset]

this thread brings a tear to my eye

 

[deadair]

for two reasons

 

[TheNewChupe]

no mo wata plz
got this bitch all fizzled up
git outta dodge, foo

 

[minxnim]

that last one is dece

 

[avi]

ah, the wonders of home ownership

 

[TheNewChupe]

yeah, not real high on creative marks here.
if i see another drop of rain ima killin something

 

[minxnim]

chupe may i make a suggestion? call the guy up and read the following:

"yo bro listen i got leaks up in here like you wouldn't believe, the baby momma is screaming and shits gettin ugly. i dont need your ass blowin up my spot like this so you might wanna come over here and clean shit up before i have to run your grill into the dirt bitch."

 

[TheNewChupe]

"run your grill into the dirt"

nice.

 

[minxnim]

being ghetto has always worked for me