for some reason, i love original documents

[FalseTodd]

FDR: Man that Hitler! Killing people left and right. Y'know who could help us uproot that evil murderous tyrant? Stalin!

 

[lizard]

forget about those tinhorn african strongmen! Stalin and Adolf had it goin' on in the mass murder dept!!!

 

[FalseTodd]

Yeah Stalin makes Hitler look like a 2-bit playah when it comes to slaughter. Then again he had a bit longer to carry out his designs...But that's cause he kept it local. DIY.

 

[Stultus]

It's easy to look the other way when it's domestic violence.

 

[lizard]

and pictures are documents, because they take an instant in time and immortalize it.

f'rinstance
:

Hitler racks up some sack time while gf Eva Braun thinks, "geez...you can't take this guy anywhere!"

 

[xfer]

Sep 1 1939 Hitler reluctantly invades Poland, but only after being provoked by warmongering Poles. The previous night, a Polish commando team shot their way into a German radio station in the border town of Gleiwitz, and broadcasted a radical call to arms against the peaceloving people of Germany. Except that it was all an elaborate sham engineered by Nazi general Reinhard Heydrich, dubbed Operation Canned Goods.

 

[FalseTodd]

It's really a shame to have to take over your land, resources, and manpower, but we had to eliminate the threat of an all-powerful Poland!

PS. Dear Europe, please give me Czechoslovakia for free, thanks.

 

[Stultus]

It wasn't for free, you know. Hitler payed for Chamberlain and Daladier's stay in Munich.

 

[FalseTodd]

Luckily Churchill hadn't taken the reigns yet, or the bar tab would've sunk Hitler's military budget.

 

[lizard]

how cool would it be to own this document!