For the gals

[_Zsuzsa_]

http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/men_are.html

muhahahahaha read through, its worth it

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

bla bla bla...b....

 

[BodomPrincess]

haha that's funny!

 

[Lanterns]

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

 

[EagleFlyFree]

>"load them with beer and you can take them anywhere"

so funnay! not!

>"hard to figure out and not enough memory"

well that's definitively better than being an incoherent hysterical little laughable being! that bleeds at random! :-D

"parking slots" lol hahahahahah bunch of skanks :-DDD

"high heels" <--- once you get a hang of <censored>!!!

 

[MagSec4]

well that's definitively better than being an incoherent hysterical little laughable being! that bleeds at random! :-D

It is not random my friend, it is quite cyclic.

 

[EagleFlyFree]

bah some of them aren't even coherent in her periods

 

[Venymous]

heres a little something for the gals...

 

[BodomPrincess]

heres a little something for the gals...

^pfffffff

 

[charnee]

hah a

 

[stormy]

hehe thouse are good.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

eauheauheauh am i the only man that found some of those funny?

Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

THAT'S NOT TRUE!
I stay in my place, like a true uhh... sissy... would do...



excuse me

**runs

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

Haha, you are so...*hugs*

Guys, why do you have the urge to say smthing back immediately when there is a lil' joking about you? Get some fucking sense of humour

(also that wife thingie was funny, but obviously exxageration as my linked site)

 

[SchwerMetallMädchen]

very cool

Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends

 

[oceanqueen44]

Why do so many men marry virgins??

Because they can't stand Comparative Criticism!

 

[Venymous]

@Zsuzsa: that was no exageration actually lol...that was a cut out from a magazine in the 50's. so its all true for the time

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

And many of the things in my link are also true, NOWDAYS so what

 

[BodomiC]

hahha, a good one

 

[Venymous]

@ Zsuzsa: my list SHOULD be true nowadays...but nooooo, trolls queens rule the earth and threaten the little trolls with cauldrons...evilness i tell u





j/k heheh