For the public- Max Johnson officially owns Will's Left testicle

[09:52] <NdX> Middle town properties are now for rent
[09:52] <NdX> I am seeking tenants
[09:53] <NdX> benefits: good schooling system, friendly neighbourhood, secret police keep an eye on all criminals
[09:54] <NdX> cons: you have to drill wells for your drinking "water"
[09:55] <NdX> augers to do so, will be provided by the government of middle town
[09:56] <NdX> to do so: fill out an auger request form with The Secretary of Public Works (posistion not filled as of this time)

COME TO MIDDLETOWN AND TASTE THE WARM SWEET NECTAR THAT CAN ONLY BE GOTTEN FROM WILL'S LEFT NUT.

AIM - CharredSacrifice for details. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
 
Dead_Lioness said:
I should start hanging out in the channel late at night more often :Spin:



now, about the fact that you own will's plums... isnt that kinda gay?

Absolutely not. I'm simply colonizing this wasteland before it becomes un-used an flacid.
 
Yeah, and eventually... I will make the map a bit more detailed. Give no territory away without consulting your leader.
 
I already have secret police. And my secret police are constantly frisked to make sure they're not being naughty.