[09:52] <NdX> Middle town properties are now for rent
[09:52] <NdX> I am seeking tenants
[09:53] <NdX> benefits: good schooling system, friendly neighbourhood, secret police keep an eye on all criminals
[09:54] <NdX> cons: you have to drill wells for your drinking "water"
[09:55] <NdX> augers to do so, will be provided by the government of middle town
[09:56] <NdX> to do so: fill out an auger request form with The Secretary of Public Works (posistion not filled as of this time)
COME TO MIDDLETOWN AND TASTE THE WARM SWEET NECTAR THAT CAN ONLY BE GOTTEN FROM WILL'S LEFT NUT.
AIM - CharredSacrifice for details. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY