Forever young: Secret of eternal life revealed by Russian science?

[SocialNumb]

What da fuck you talkin bout kid? Dat shit cured my broken heart.

 

[drew_drummer]

What da fuck you talkin bout kid? Dat shit cured my broken heart.

wuht iz hart!@?

 

[ParsonsMatt]

The sad truth is, they haven't cured anything for quite some time. They're all to happy to sell 'treatments' but 'cures' are unprofitable. Hence my original statement: If it's legit, and it was developed in the US, it would never see daylight.

If you really feel strongly about this, why don't you do a bit of research... Take one of those top killers I listed (or any uncured disease) and find out what causes it. Then think about ways you might be able to stop it.

IE Cancer: Cancer is (generally) caused by a defect in cell DNA that allows cells to divide uncontrollably (in other words, the body says "stop growing" and the cancer says "fuck off lol"). The genetic defects can be randomly acquired mutations, from carcinogenic mutagens (including nicotine, sunlight, and X-rays), to inherited genes. Currently, cancer can be stopped by radiation therapy (destroying the cells so hard they can't replicate at all anymore) and surgery (removing the cancerous cells physically). The difficulties in drug treatments include specifically targeting the cancerous cells, and getting the cancerous cells to actually respond to stop or die signals.

Most forms are basically randomly occurring time bombs with a fairly high survival rate if caught early.

There will always be disease and there will always be diseases that are uncurable. That is just a fact of life. As good as we are at destroying bacterial infections, they can evolve faster than we can eradicate them. I think we've cured everything that is 'easy' to cure, and what remains is really tricky stuff.

 

[elmoe]

Interesting news! But it has to have some side effects.. Nothing comes without a price

 

[GarethSE]

Playing God, weeeeeeee.
When it is my time to die, I will face it as a learning experience.

 

[Pedro Teixeira]

Playing God, weeeeeeee.
When it is my time to die, I will face it as a learning experience.

But you wont remember what youve learned anyways

 

[Jackal_Strain]

Sure he will. He will have evolved to a transcendent being and surf the astral planes while listening to the most awesome, dissonant doom/drone you can't imagine.

 

[TheWinterSnow]

Sure he will. He will have evolved to a transcendent being and surf the astral planes while listening to the most awesome, dissonant doom/drone you can't imagine.

knowing Gareth, most likely

 

[TheDriller]

Playing God, weeeeeeee.
When it is my time to die, I will face it as a learning experience.

Learning experiences aren't much good when you're worm-food

 

[paladin shredder]

do we really need more people to be living longer?

 

[nialldoran]

Sure he will. He will have evolved to a transcendent being and surf the astral planes while listening to the most awesome, dissonant doom/drone you can't imagine.

but seriously, if this drug does work then it probly will be expensive enough and as i believe someone above me just said, do we need people living linger, the worlds resources are draining, and we're getting a little over populated, dont mean to sound really morbid, but people must die, althoguh it will still be interesting to see what the drug can do when fully tested and refined

 

[updog]

do we really need more people to be living longer?

That would absolutely be the last thing for humanity to do now. Ever-increasing birthrate and nobody ever dies?

If the termitator is ever going to exist, he will soon come from the future to hunt this guy down.