Freezer stench.

[Reminiscence]

I need a way to eradicate it. Some meat was left in the freezer for a solid 4-5 weeks at our dorm here (the circumstances don't matter...it just happened, not really anyone's specific fault). Now the stench lingers, and permeates into the fridge, so that anytime one of the doors opens, it floods out in grief-inducing vileness. We have a tray in there of baking soda that would fit in any coke addict's wet dream, but it does little. Neither did a full washing and repeated spraying of lysol and other assorted smell-nice agents, nor incense. What is a sure fire method of cleansing the freezer once and for all? Is it stuck in the vents, confined forever in the sepulchral depths? WE MUST BE RID OF IT.

 

[Metal head87]

Steam maybe. A decent steam cleaner might be at least 50 bucks though

 

[Calamitas1786]

Meat shouldn't decompose in the freezer. It usually is good for 6 + months. Maybe someone dropped a deuce in it.

 

[Shpongled]

Wait you put incense in the fridge? haha awesome!

 

[Anvil]

Defrost it, clean it out, and check the filters.

 

[Reminiscence]

We already cleaned it. Everything rotted because the power was cut to the building...

 

[derek]

Burn the whole thing.

Alternatively, speak to whoever runs your dorms.

 

[neal]

throw it away and tell your mommies that it got stolen and you need money for a new one.

 

[Reminiscence]

Yeah, it's school property...and due to certain recent scandals, and additionally, widespread substance possession, we would rather not have any authorities whatsoever involved.

 

[neal]

well, then the only obvious course of action is to set it ablaze in the centre of campus.

 

[Metalmilitia2000]

This thread has awesome written all over it. Seriously though, I did some research,

http://www.creativehomemaking.com/cleaning/rotten-freezer-smell.shtml
http://www.doityourself.com/stry/refrigodor
http://www.askthemeatman.com/remove_freezer_odor.htm

 

[El Stormo]

well, then the only obvious course of action is to set it ablaze in the centre of campus.

Even cooler would be to have NoLordy blast it into a million flaming pieces with an enormous fiery fart!

 

[Captain Beard]

That would just create a new god of guilt. Douglas Adams' corpse would be displeased that I ripped him off.

 

[derek]

I had a pretty rude response here, but I deleted it.

This could be easily solved is all I'll say.

 

[Reminiscence]

Post it motherfucker. It's not so simple a problem as you think, and we're not talking to anyone else to replace it or anything. It's obviously our fault, and we would likely have to pay for it.

 

[Reminiscence]

Vinegar seems promising.

 

[Mistress Masie]

Coffe grounds absorb odor....Also balled up newspapers.....Maybe soak newpaper in vinegar aond stuff the freezer full of that for awhile.