Friday and I'm bored confession thread

I have... multiple smurfs albums, the vanilla ice catalog, milli vanilli, that album where rob and fab from MV sang, a porn called Century Sex due to the age of its star, and I'm not sure if motW was on when I was fisting my friend. It did get some play that night but I was too busy errrm doing three things at one to be sure if I had motW on right then
 
weekend confessions:
i was nice to the arabic laundry guy to get two free washers to use today
i am intentionally playing CCR really loud because the guy upstairs made fun of them
i am wearing yoga pants and have NO intention of doing yoga
i yelled at a petco employee because they stopped stocking timothy hay cubes and freddy like, needs those.
i forgot to save my game on vice city and now i have to redo that fucking helicopter with the bombs mission and i am finding it impossible.