Friday Joke

[Black Lagoon]

Two monkeys in the bath, one says to the other "oooh oooh, ahh, ahh",
the other replies "Well put some cold in then you twat!"

 

[Paxoman]

Ahhh the return of the friday joke! Splendid!

Er your listening to the Sugarbabes Lagoon? Shame on you!

 

[Black Lagoon]

It was on the radio..honest!

 

[Fingers]

It was on the radio..honest!

Scary both the joke and the Sugarbabes, although in fairness the Sugarbabes are nice to look at :Spin:

 

[Eagle]

A mouse goes down to the swamp and goes up to the Hippo and orders him to stand up. The Hippo obliges. The mouse looks at him and then wanders over to the Rhino and orders him to stand up. The Rhino gets up and again the mouse looks at him and then walks over to the Elephant and orders him to stand up. The Elephant asks him, 'Why'?
The mouse replies, 'Some cunt has nicked my shorts'!

 

[CONQUISTADOR]

Guy tells his doctor he cant stop singing Delilah.
Doc tells him its "Tom Jones syndrom".
Guy asks if its serious.
Doc says "No, but its not unusual".

 

[saxonfan]

What do you say to a 1-legged hitch-hiker?? Hop in!!

 

[Paxoman]

A mouse goes down to the swamp and goes up to the Hippo and orders him to stand up. The Hippo obliges. The mouse looks at him and then wanders over to the Rhino and orders him to stand up. The Rhino gets up and again the mouse looks at him and then walks over to the Elephant and orders him to stand up. The Elephant asks him, 'Why'?
The mouse replies, 'Some cunt has nicked my shorts'!

Did the mouse ever find his shorts?

 

[jmillion]

It's been too long since I read this board and I stumbled on to the Friday joke on a Wednesday and still smiled.

How's everbody doin'?

 

[Paxoman]

Hiya jmillion. All is well here. What's happening with your band?

 

[jmillion]

Hiya jmillion. All is well here. What's happening with your band?

Glad to hear it, Pax.
I think I have Saxon fans to thank for a record deal The Millions just got in the UK on Stealth Records (sister company of Z Records). Someone over there started posting about us on message boards (You? Lagoon?) and now we're on a label and we're gonna be mentioned in Classic Rock Magazine and reviewed in Powerwaves.:Spin:

Kinda surreal, but maybe we'll be over there someday!?

 

[Paxoman]

Hey that is great news! It certainly would be great to see you play over here one day!

 

[Sammi951]

That would be fab!! I, of course, would expect a backstage pass to meet the band!! Come and play in Manchester, it's far nicer than London!