frigid bitches get all heated over giant snow wang

"A few people came out and crowded me with their bodies and one person shoved me away from the penis,” she said. “It was gendered violence, because [their comments] were said in the context of our gender and accompanied by aggressive actions toward us.”
 
much in the way Henry Kissinger winning the Nobel Peace Prize rendered the concept of 'political satire' obsolete, we live in a world in which it is now impossible to parody feminism.
 
yea, dude. i mean, im a Raging Feminazi Manhater, but i think a big snow penis is pretty funny. and that chick was full of shit. oh yea, and reading way into phallic imagery is like the lowest form of intelligence. theres way better shit to bitch about.

ps. does wanting to date hard-to-get assholes totally ruin my credibility as a RFM, even if i dont actually do it?
 
depends--dating assholes isn't antifeminist unless the reason the guy is considered an 'asshole' is because he treats women like shit or something. if that's true, then yeah, you're worse than fucking ann coulter!

but if he is a dick because he kicks kids in the head or listens to Chris Burke CDs or something, you're good!
 
goatschool: i'm usually pro-feminist action but i think that's silly.
seipptastic: I kind of want to find that girl and punch her with my dick
goatschool: wow!
seipptastic: well not REALLY
seipptastic: but I would totally throw a snowball at her
goatschool: the arguement doesn't cut it for me, really.
goatschool: anatomy is porn?
seipptastic: exactly
seipptastic: how is a sculpture of a penis threatening?
goatschool: i mean, it might be threatening of a giant woman fell on it.
seipptastic: or if it was boobytrapped
goatschool: yeah, imagine if it were a trojan horse of some sort
seipptastic: or had some kind of hateful inscription on it
goatschool: exactly.
seipptastic: but just a penis?
goatschool: i mean, peens are pretty offensive in general
goatschool: but we can't help it
seipptastic: you bring your own baggage to the table when you start to say trhings like that are hurtful
seipptastic: oh totally! butin a very silly way
goatschool: absolutely.
seipptastic: in a way, they are really more of a liability than anything else
goatschool: yeah, my arguement always was
goatschool: women menstruate once a month
goatschool: we have to deal with that thing 24/7
seipptastic: right
 
what kind of dumb slut cares about a penis shaped pile of snow? i wish people would have the fucking brains to pick their battles correctly. christ.